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Originally posted by lMIlk i usually like to get some at the retirement home or the hostpital

damn you too?
hehe
be sociable..talk to them cuz if you dont talk to'em then how the hell they gonna know who u is? strike a good first impression not by throwin one liners at'em...but showing your interested in who they are what they do etc...things u use to conversate..ie, whats your name, where you from, where do you hang, what do you like to do...all builds up into a lengthy conversation. those usually are decent first impressions...or you can just say "i think your hot, you give me a hard on, *wave car keys*" but i dont know how much thats gonna work LOLS

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What are some good conversation starters? I'd really have no idea what to say so what would I say when I walk up to them and what kinda shit should I talk about? I've never really done it so it's kinda weird lol. I just need a bunch of stuff to talk about with them.

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Originally posted by fieroavian never worked for me (or tried hard) in real life 'cos i'm such a fucking retard? so i had to resort to the internet. found one, and was fooled for months without knowing it, LMFAO. heh. heh. heh.

do you mean that you thought you were talking to a girl over the net, when in reality you were really talking to some 45 year old creepy man?

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To start off i go up and say a chessy chat up line that will get them laughing or at least notice me then i start talking to them.

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Originally posted by Cafster this is good...the last chic i picked up was yesterday. you wanna know how i did it? i ran into a fence!! i was playing frisbee at a park and went running after a long throw toward the street. well this park has a big fence(like 6ft high) around it and i didnt think i was that close to it so i jumped up and grabbed the frisbee...then hit the fence. at the moment of impact there happened to be a car full of girls stopped at the intersection where i hit the fence and the one in the passenger seat got out to see if i was alright. we ended up talking for a few minutes and i got her number so the moral of the story is...if you want to pick up girls run into fences.

hahaha, the same exact story happened to me too. i was running after a frisbee, caught it, and ran into a fence and the doctors still don't know if i did break my nose or not. but in my story there were no girls around and the only people that surrounded me were my teammates who came to laugh at me.

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Originally posted by trance_n_dance What are some good conversation starters? I'd really have no idea what to say so what would I say when I walk up to them and what kinda shit should I talk about? I've never really done it so it's kinda weird lol. I just need a bunch of stuff to talk about with them.

how about : "Are those real?"

hehe, j/k


But seriously now. . .
Walk up to someone, and start talking to them like they are a good friend of yours. Say something like "Is everything ok with you and your bf? You left Mike's party rather early on friday." Then when you finally "realize" that they arent who you thought they were, they will either say you are mistaking them for the wrong person and walk away, or if they think you are cute, they will stand there, and you have a shot at starting a conversation.

remember to apologize and laugh at yourself after you realize that they aren't who you thought they were.

I know it sounds corny, but it works. It gets them to smile while you are laughing at yourself.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} do you mean that you thought you were talking to a girl over the net, when in reality you were really talking to some 45 year old creepy man?

heh, no, that was indeed an 18-year old girl (we talked on phone). it's just that i thought we were dating, but we weren't. i was too stupid to take that "internet thing" seriously.

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Originally posted by fieroavian heh, no, that was indeed an 18-year old girl (we talked on phone). it's just that i thought we were dating, but we weren't. i was too stupid to take that "internet thing" seriously.

LOL, how could you think you were dating if you never even went out with her? and that pickup line "Are those real" Hilarious. I'd like to go up to a chick and say that and see what she says.

LOL, Pavlar, you're killing me here!

How about walking up to them and giving them a card saying "Smile if you wanna fuck."
they'll always smile.

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