Had something similar happen to me about 5 years ago. I was at my friend's house for a BBQ. I walked out front to take out some trash, and in broad daylight a fucking racoon walked out of the bushes towards me, snarling like a rabid dog. I guess he smelled the food, and probably had rabies. I was backed against the door and picked up a broom that was laying there.

I wish I could have seen the split screen of my perspective coupled with my friend's; he was in the back yard grilling and all he heard was, "GET THE FUCK BACK!!!" He ran around the house, thinking someone was trying to fight me, and saw me standing over a pulverized racoon holding a broom handle.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail nothing wrong with that

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Renzo I like to use the present perfect progressive tense. It gets me hot.

me too

makes me wanna have period sex

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Brahman I have sensed the anguish of this creature.

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but ya we had a possum on our boat in the driveway and it was there whenever i came home at night like in the driveway with thw wheite eyes7

and the fffffffffcuking long tail :nervos|:





i'm drunk

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

dont let sushipunk see this thread or he'll cry. like a bitch.

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hey! id like to drink with stu one day.

ania since ur drunk, i would swing you around dancing a sexy tango. i've always wanted to do that drunk with a girl

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

My avatar was beautiful.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox me too makes me wanna have period sex

tell me what doesn't make you wanna have dirty sex?

cool stry bro

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

i actually prefer the remix.

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Nothing lasts, nothing lasts, everything is changing into something else. Nothing is wrong, nothing is wrong, everything is on track...

You know, William Blake said... uh, nothing is lost. Nothing is lost and I... I really believe that, we only move on...