You gave her the fortune? LOL. If you have those kind of kooky beliefs about fate, you ought to find out whether she shares them before letting on about it. It will help you avoid ridicule.
Sep-17-2009 20:41
lenazi
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Registered: Jul 2009
Location: 40lbs box of rape.
i think your best shot is rape, because you at least have established that she can't run away.
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.
Sep-17-2009 20:42
colonelcrisp
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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa
take her crutches so she cannot get away!
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Sep-17-2009 20:54
Ania_xox
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Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
she said she would call you "tomorrow" and she didn't.
Why would you call her at all?
Next time you see her, be chill as fuck and don't bring up anything about the promised call. Be nice and sweet but treat it like any other encounter. Act like this whole "promised call" thing never happened.
You can still show her you're a sweet guy and you need to keep it casual because she likely doesn't want to get involved in anything right now.
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Sep-17-2009 20:56
colonelcrisp
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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa
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Originally posted by Ania_xox
she said she would call you "tomorrow" and she didn't.
Why would you call her at all?
Next time you see her, be chill as fuck and don't bring up anything about the promised call. Be nice and sweet but treat it like any other encounter. Act like this whole "promised call" thing never happened.
You can still show her you're a sweet guy and you need to keep it casual because she likely doesn't want to get involved in anything right now.
.......or you can steal her crutches and take her while she is vulnerable! nothing says i love you like a good old fashioned alley rape
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Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?
Sep-17-2009 20:58
lenazi
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Location: 40lbs box of rape.
don't listen to ania, she finds her mates by spraying her scent on a tree and offering to share a small rodent for food.
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
You gave her the fortune? LOL. If you have those kind of kooky beliefs about fate, you ought to find out whether she shares them before letting on about it. It will help you avoid ridicule.
As a matter or fact, it could've worked swimmingly had he managed to do it right... women in general like magic and fate and rainbow-farting unicorns, but it must be really well played.
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Sep-17-2009 21:17
lenazi
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Location: 40lbs box of rape.
ummmm maybe asian women but really not lira...it is one thing to be romantic, quite another to be creepy.
