Originally posted by Zild
I agree with this statement!
And for the record I was way more afraid of you making it into the RMCP and them giving you a firearm.
but Im not crazy. I think what you should be afraid of is not the firearm they would have gave me, I'm not much of a killer, its the authority the job would have gave me.
Sep-30-2009 00:47
ziptnf
Programming your future
Registered: Jun 2008
Location: Louisville, KY
quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Unfortunately, I have an irrational phobia of large spiders, and thus statements like "Man the fuck up, yo" don't achieve much.
Idk why they're giving you shit, if a massive spider was crawling around my house, I wouldn't sit on the couch eating twinkies and ignore it.
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
but Im not crazy. I think what you should be afraid of is not the firearm they would have gave me, I'm not much of a killer, its the authority the job would have gave me.
I'm not crazy either. And yes I meant the authority which the firearm symbolizes.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Mississauga, Ontario
Re: Spiders. Again.
quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I was about to go to bed, and got up to brush my teeth when I saw a big fucking spider on the carpet. It ran away at an alarming velocity...
HAHA!
Pussy.
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
Sep-30-2009 01:13
RandomGirl
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location:
Put a towel at the base of your door and ram it in so it can't sneak in later and eat you.
Sweet dreams
Sep-30-2009 01:17
SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester
What exactly do the people posting "You're a pussy" and variants thereof think they're achieving? I'm quite open about being scared of them, or else I wouldn't have made the thread, and I'm not claiming it's a rational fear. Not being afraid of spiders doesn't mean your dick is any longer.
Anyway, it's been half an hour and I haven't seen it. It's large enough that I can hear its legs scraping when it moves along the wood, so I'll hear it if it comes back under the door.
quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
Put a towel at the base of your door and ram it in so it can't sneak in later and eat you.
Sweet dreams
I had considered that, but I know that even large spiders can get through incredibly small gaps. If it wanted to get back in, it could do.
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
Just to prove how much of a pussy you are I would eat the spider, and I have arachnophobia.
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
What exactly do the people posting "You're a pussy" and variants thereof think they're achieving? I'm quite open about being scared of them, or else I wouldn't have made the thread, and I'm not claiming it's a rational fear. Not being afraid of spiders doesn't mean your dick is any longer.
Anyway, it's been half an hour and I haven't seen it. It's large enough that I can hear its legs scraping when it moves along the wood, so I'll hear it if it comes back under the door.
I had considered that, but I know that even large spiders can get through incredibly small gaps. If it wanted to get back in, it could do.
Soak the towel in deet and other poisonous stuff and open the window?
