one more reason for me to want to move to canada when i'm ready to have kids.

man it's great down here for a young adult with their head on straight, but fuck if i'm gonna raise kids down here. it doesn't matter how good a parent you are, it's down right dangerous sending your kids off to public school down here (or even private schools, who am i kidding).

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Here's another story

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Well-known Miami DJ Juan Carlos Portieles, known professionally as DJ Seasunz, turned himself in to police yesterday after driving around with the dead body of his 18-year-old girlfriend, Jaclyn Torrealba. The 30-year-old Portieles is charged with second-degree murder. Read the arrest affidavit here. Police say the couple became involved in a "heated verbal altercation" on the side of the road in Southwest Miami-Dade. Portieles began to punch and bite Torrealba, according to the police report. She attempted to fight back, but Portieles choked her until she stopped moving. Police found scratches on his face and torso, as well as a swollen hand. Portieles then placed the body in the front passenger seat of his car and drove to several friends' homes to tell them what he had done. By 7 p.m. Sunday, Portieles had turned himself in at the Miami-Dade Police station in Doral. There he led officers to a body in a gray Toyota Camry. He also told police he had been involved with Torrealba for two years, meaning they would have begun the relationship when she was 16. That Portieles had a girlfriend 12 years his junior comes as little surprise, say various acquaintances from the club scene. As DJ Seasunz, he was known for promoting and playing often to a younger crowd. His MySpace page (which lists his full name as "Seasunz Manson") devotes an entire section of flyers to all-ages parties. The most recent flyer in that section promotes a headlining slot at a series of all-ages nights at Flavour in Coconut Grove. Thumbnail image for seasunz.jpg MySpace photo Juan Carlos Portielis, a.k.a. DJ Seasunz ​ Some facts remain confusing: Public records show, for instance, that Portieles drives a black Toyota Corolla. What we do know for sure, however, is that he lists an address on Taylor Street in Hollywood and has a history of three arrests, one for assault and burglary, and two for drugs. Before police released information, the news began creeping into the public eye when popular Miami DJ Danny Daze Tweeted news of the murder this morning. Other acquaintances of the victim weighed in on popular social networking websites (screen caps below). Acquaintances say Torrealba was last seen at Club Space around 2 a.m. Sunday. Through Facebook and Twitter, they began pleading for information on her whereabouts several hours later. Portieles is a well-known DJ in downtown Miami. A regular DJ at Space, he also spun at Karu & Y, the Electric Pickel, Nocturnal, and the Bang and Ultra music festivals. He had opened for acts such as the Crystal Method and Armin Van Buren, and was on the bill for this week's now-cancelled Tiësto gig in Fort Lauderdale. Meanwhile, fans of his Facebook page are leaving some choice words in wall posts. CBS News has obtained a tearful Facebook message from the victim's father.

What kind of 30 year old dates an 18 year old? What a sick piece of shit.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

yea i heard about the DJ Seasunz drama. what a horrible story. the girl was beautiful and in college.


but then again, she was dating a 30 year old DJ and at club space at 2 a.m. lol i'm sure drugs were involved.


what a scumbag.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

There is only one reason a 30 year old sick shit would be with an 18 year old. What the hell did she see in him?

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Rose There is only one reason a 30 year old sick shit would be with an 18 year old.

Ooh, I bet its pancakes. It's pancakes isn't it?

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What a burn.

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Originally posted by Tom Smykowski Ooh, I bet its pancakes. It's pancakes isn't it?

Yes.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

i see nothing wrong with dating an 18 yr old when ur 30 or whatever..

on topic..
if only wed allow 'an eye for an eye'....
burn those pricks too

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That's fucking disgusting. Why would an 18 year old be interested in someone that age? Or vice versa. Obviously the guy just wanted sex. How his ugly ass even got a girl is beyond me.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

honestly i think the oldest acceptable age to date an 18 year old is like 22/23ish. i just don't see how a man over the age of 25 could mentally be in a serious mature relationship with an 18 year old. i'm sure there are rare exceptions here and there, but i just dont see it. i sure as hell would not be comfortable with my 18 year old daughter dating a 27 year old.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Rose What the hell did she see in him?

Handjobs in the Dj booth? Validation for his mid-life crisis?

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.