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Originally posted by brunette I love the Jetta commercial where you see a guy sitting in a car talking on a cell, looking bored & a bit irritated.. as if stuck in traffic. - I don't know.. could be an hour, ten minutes.. His eyes are rolling - This is rediculous.. And then he starts honking, and as the camera moves further from his face you see him sitting in a Jetta still in a factory, people working on it. "Can't wait to get your Jetta yet?" Maybe it's cause I drive a Jetta and I looooooooove it But it's cute nonetheless.

Hahaha just my kind of humour!

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older nike commercial...

a boy starts out running and his motion mixes into another athlete's motion, and it keeps looping into different athletes who are doing their shit during the whole commercial. the best is the little baby that bounces into the bed and it goes right into the snowboarder.

i also love the song that is in the background...anyone know what it is???

I like the Smirnoff Ice commercial,where the two guys say they know Sergio. Then in the plane the guy is like let's go see Sergio and the two guys are like nah. Kills me everytime! Then there's this Bud(?)commercial where this guy comes home after years of partying. And it sounds like Safri Duo-Played A live(airscape) remix is the background music,but I could be wrong.

Advert in the UK for Ice Cream
Son: Dad can you pass the salt?
Gran: He's not your dad, we never knew who your dad was
Silence
Mum: Come on mother
Gran smacks the piano keys as she's removed from the room
Gran: Of course after the wedding night, it was seperate beds

i like victorias secret commercials.

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as far as creativity goes, i always loved the JAGUAR commercials...very sexy when it's like driving around inside some skyscraper with that cool mellow jungle beat as the music...

as far as humor i STILL crack up at that damn yahoo commercial when the dude is like on vacation fishing in knee deep water and this dolphin swims up to him and he's like, "EY!" and the dude looks shocked like OMG a DOLPHIN is talking to me...and the guy looks around and he's like, "umm ya?" and the dolphin is like, "where'd u hear about this place?" and the guy still looks totally puzzled and he's like, "uhh...yahoo.." and the dolphin is like, "oh.." and he starts to swim away and then the dude is like, "wh..wait! wait!" and the dolphin looks up at him like he's annoyed and he's like, "ya?" and the dude goes, "how did u learn how to TALK?" and the dolphin is like, "yahoo..." dont ask me why but i think that commercial is histerical and very creative. i always pay attention to commercials and rate them...hehe i should get into advertising i have great ideas for commercials.

also has anyone seen the new snapple commercials where they dress up the bottles like little people and they act out like little skits?? omg hahahaa too much....

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH All Jetta commercials are hilarious...the one where the guy parks in front of a grocery is good too. He gets out of his Jetta, and walks away, all of the sudden you see a shopping cart heading for the car...and you hear footsteps running and panting...and just as the cart is about to hit the car the guy lunges from the side of the screen and tackles down the cart...LOL...thats fuckin hilarious.

hehe, that's quality, i loved those.
I loved that Jetta commercial where everything is in sync,
and the choon is SO GOOD, i still listen to it in the car whlie it's raining, but i have to make things go in sync by myself.

I also LOVED the Fosters commercial where theres a gorgeous girl and a guy at the bar waiting on their table for their first date. THen as they're called, she takes the can and smashes it on her forehead, and then says very lady-like "shall we"? And the Aussie voice over says "KEEPER!"


cheers
Ilina

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Everyone outside Sweden probably doesn't know theese commercials but I just can't stand the JC commercials

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I actually met Jared last year at a mall in the south suburbs of Chicago. He was there doing some sort of appearence for Subway (there is the a Subway resteraunt in that food court). Seemed like a nice guy.

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Originally posted by Az who's jared

jared is evil