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Slylee
love lockdown

Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL

Re: An Inconvienent Truth...

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
So you're sitting on the toilet; you take a shit (to where?); and then you pull up your pants, tuck your shirt in (if necessary), tighten the belt again (also, if necessary), and THEN you wash your hands. seems kinda wrong; like, wtf you potentially have shit on your hands (if you suck at wiping, that is), and now you've smeared it on your clothes.

while one could avoid this inconvienence of said shit on clothes in your own home by walking over to the sink w/ said clothes still undone and around your ankles; but what about if you're at a public bathroom?

lol welcome to my OCD mind on a daily basis.

when i change my tampon, i leave my pants around my ankles and go to the sink and turn the faucet on using my elbow so i can wash my hands and then put my pants back on. one of these days my bf is gonna walk in on me doing this and it's going to be hilarious

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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Nov-13-2009 01:48

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Sphere City
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Oct 2009
Location: Beezlebub

i usually get shit on my thumb when i dont fold neatly

Nov-13-2009 01:51 Bhutan

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Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen

Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast

Because he'll notice you've been putting it in your belly button all of these years?

//This post was meant for Slylee, but I like the ambivalence otherwise.

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Nov-13-2009 01:51

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SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.

Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester

On the rare occasions I get shit on my hands I carefully avoid touching anything, run the tap of the adjacent sink with my unsoiled hand and then plunge the other hand into a stream of piping hot water until it's boiled and the shit is gone.

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Nov-13-2009 01:55 England

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Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater

Registered: Nov 2003
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Lol you seriously get shit on your hands?? Bahahahaha.

Nov-13-2009 01:56

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bananas
baby i got your money

Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor

I only get it if I rip through the toilet paper, happens sometimes:[

Nov-13-2009 01:58

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SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.

Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester

Well, I can count the number of times it's happened in my life on one shit-stained hand, but that's the occupational hazard of continuing to read the newspaper while wiping.

Nov-13-2009 01:59 England

bas
Stronger Lover

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby

quote:
Originally posted by bananas
I only get it if I rip through the toilet paper, happens sometimes:[

What the fuck do you wipe with?

Take it easy man, that's how you get hemorrhoids.

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