for me my favourite line in the simpsons is the following its from the episode where lisa's saxamaphone gets ran over :P

Burns and Smithers are in a car and burns has a string the goes out of his car and is tied to some money on the street, well someone tries to get the money, I believe lisa (no sure since I haven't seen this episode in a wihle) and the way burns says this is the shit, when the person goes for the money burns goes "drive smithers, drive" with an evil look on his face, thats the best part in the simpsons for me, burns doing that and someone chasing the money then

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Captain: So Simpson, what do you want out of life??
Homer:*reaching for the peas* I want peassssssssss
Captain: Yes well all want peace, but whats the best way to get it??
Homer:*having got the peas with his knife* With a knife??
Captain: Yes, not with the olive branch, but with a knife, you know Simpson your like the son I never had
Homer: and your like the father I never visit


and in the "Who shot Mr burns episode" when Homer has just sprayed his name all over burns' office and burns walks in and says
"who the devil are you??"

"Like the time I put Milhouse on the FBI's most wanted list"

Grandpa: (Takes sip of cola after watching a commercial about it.) AHHH MY MOUTH IS BURNNING!!!!!

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Homer sitting in front of his computer:

"To start, press any key...where's the any key?" lol classic!

//DJ_A

8.58, first time I ever been early for work. Exept for all those daylightsaving days, lousy farmers!

quote:

Originally posted by Dj_Activated "To start, press any key...where's the any key?" lol classic!

I see esc, catarl, and pigup. There doesn't seem to be any any key! All this computer-hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a tab. Hup, no time for that, the computer's starting! Check core temperature, yes slash no.. Yes! Core temperature normal. That's too ~something~. Vent radioactive gas. N O! Venting prevents explosion. (Laughs) This is hard, where's my tab? OK then, yes, vent the stupid gas!

Homer: *Teasing Bart and Lisa* Bart and Lisa have to go to school while I get to stay home, nananananana!
Lisa: I like school
Homer: Oh why don't you live in it then?
Lisa: I would if I could..!

Vent radioactive gas, Y E S. ~Something~, Y E S. Decalcify calcium ducts? Well, give me a word, give me a-- Hey.. All I have to type is Y! .. Y, Y! Let's see, so many letters to choose from. I'll pick Y. Y, Y, Y.. (Notices the dog while it's searching for a spot to sleep on) Wha.. What the heck are you doing over there!? (Pushes the dog to the floor) There, you found the floor.

All from the same episode, s07e07

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My favorite quotes:

Homers brain: "Just look sad and say doh"
homer: "doh"

"So what are u gonna do? unleash the dogs on me or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when the bark they shot bees after you"

Person: "So why do you want to be a big brother?"
Homers brain "don't say revenge... don't say revenge"
Homer: "uhm.... revenge"
Homers brain: "That's it I'm outta here"

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Livet er en lang lort....
Jeg tager bare større bider end andre.

"You did your best, and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

quote:

Originally posted by Munken My favorite quotes: Person: "So why do you want to be a big brother?" Homers brain "don't say revenge... don't say revenge" Homer: "uhm.... revenge" Homers brain: "That's it I'm outta here"

From that same episode at the end, when he is fighting with Bart's big brother and he falls down on the fire hydrant...


i died 3 times in one sitting, watching that..

Homer: this is more painful that it looks


heh


ROFL

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Homer :
Its a little dirty...ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD!!!
So its a little airborne...ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD!!!
So its a little slimy...ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD!!!

Bart : Dad

Homer : I know

SAVE ME JEBUS SAAAAAVEEEE MEEEEEEE!!

JEEEBBBUSSSS ...lol

Class:"OOOO lisa likes nelson!!!"
Milhouse:"No she doesnt!"
Class:"Millhouse likes lisa!"
Jaine:"NO he doesnt!"
Class:"Janie likes millhouse!"
Music Teacher guy":NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!"

and another one

Homer:"Lisa do u want a donut or somthing to eat?"
Lisa:"Dont u have any fruit?"
Homer:"This donut has purple........purples a fruit"


ahhhhhhhhhhhhh there are tooo many to name

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