i was driving my ex's 04 mercedes SL500 without his permission while he was in vegas and i almost got completely T-boned by a lady who ran through a red light as i was passing through it from the other direction. she flew in front of me just seconds before i was going to be there. i slammed on the brakes so hard and stopped in the middle of the intersection and immediately jerked the wheel to the right and floored it and caught up to her at the next light on that road. got out of my car and screamed at her through the closed window. she had her young daughter in the car and i was like, "THIS IS HOW YOU DRIVE WITH YOUR CHILD IN THE CAR YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! YOU'RE LUCKY SHE IS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW" she looked terrified

i was on such an adrenaline rush of anger. i would have been in the deepest shit ever if she hit me in that car and i shouldn't have even been driving it and wasn't a listed driver on the insurance policy.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by yukii LOL, dumbass. if you would have comprehended my post, you would've seen that A.) i obviously drive on the right lane B.) I already stated i hate drivers on the left lane bc it's for passing sooo.. C.) I'm probably NOT on the left lane. fail.

lol excuse me for not seeing one word in your post

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I was driving with a full car of young ladies when I almost got t-boned in a reasonably quiet suburban street. Being me, I made liberal use of the horn, combined with a “watch what you’re doing you fucking moron!” Of course both our windows happened to be rolled down so he got to hear every word. Fvcker then tailed me for about 5 minutes, but then gave up (or so I thought). We were parked at one of the girls’ house when sure enough this middle aged plumber drove up and stopped next to us, to have a chat with me. ”have you never made a mistake mate?” he said angrily. Of course, being me and a cunt, obviously I stated in the negative. “not like yours champ!” I cant remember exactly what happened next, but violence was the next topic of conversation. That spooked me a bit coz its really hard to gauge the physical prowess of older men. Especially if he had a few tools in his van to touch up my beautiful face with. And of course, being girls, the chicks didn’t fully appreciate the seriousness of the situation and one of them piped in with something along the lines of “yeah, bring it on mate!” That’s the way girls. Get me killed. I love using the horn and shaking my head and giving the finger. I would never get out of my vehicle to assault anyone though.

omg we just shared t-bone stories at the same time. i feel a connection between us

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by yukii LOL, dumbass. if you would have comprehended my post

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Originally posted by yukii btw will, im not trying to go off on you, but i have road rage as well, and i find it hypocritical that YOU are allowed to speed, flick people off, tell them to gtfo ur way, BUT when u see someone else speed, THEY are being reckless + you turn into a dick and block them anyway, so if anyone pulls that shit on you, you would deserve it. i just hope we never drive on the same road.

i don't mind when people speed, it's when they are wrecklessly speeding in traffic.

you want to do 100 mph on the road when there's no one around? fine. by all means, go for it. but when all of traffic is cruising around at 70-80mph, and you're driving thru it / weaving in and out at 90-100mph, that's fucking stupid.

my point of trying to block them is to make them slow the fuck down.

I got to admit that my road rage is pretty bad sometimes. I live in QLD though.

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Originally posted by tubularbills i don't mind when people speed, it's when they are wrecklessly speeding in traffic. you want to do 100 mph on the road when there's no one around? fine. by all means, go for it. but when all of traffic is cruising around at 70-80mph, and you're driving thru it / weaving in and out at 90-100mph, that's fucking stupid. my point of trying to block them is to make them slow the fuck down.

also, this same principle applies when the speed limit is 25-30 and someone is weaving in and out of traffic at 40-50. there's a big difference (at least in my brain) of speeding, and wrecklessly speeding.

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Originally posted by tubularbills i don't mind when people speed, it's when they are wrecklessly speeding in traffic. you want to do 100 mph on the road when there's no one around? fine. by all means, go for it. but when all of traffic is cruising around at 70-80mph, and you're driving thru it / weaving in and out at 90-100mph, that's fucking stupid. my point of trying to block them is to make them slow the fuck down.

ahhh, okay, i thought that was YOU for trying to weave through good traffic.. i hate those mother******s. if you stop them on purpose then good! i like you back again.

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

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Originally posted by yukii if you stop them on purpose then good! i like you back again.

yeah, that's exactly what i was talking about.

HEY STUPID WAY TO COMPREHEND MY POST OMG YOU'RE AN IDIOT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

you misunderstood my post too

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

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Originally posted by yukii you misunderstood my post too mekagoentureputamadre

see, thaat's exactly my point. you gave me shit for not understanding yours (which, really it wasn't that didn't understand it, it was that i didn't see the words "right lane"). then you turn around and truly don't understand my post.