was at avalon last year for i believe paco osuna and jamie jones, they had the stage set up in the VIP area this night and not on the stage. the front left VIP table area (if you're facing the stage/vip area) had this skank chic and big fat, greasy guy in there. he was standing up with his pants open, she was on her knees blowing him. the bouncer jumped over the railing and grabbed them and as she is coming up looking confused, she wipes her mouth and then wonders why he is kicking them out of the club.
i almost fell over from laughing so hard.
down in SD for lee burridge and sander k at belo. lee is on and i'm dancing. some guy starts talking to me and says how much he loves sander. i'm like um yeah ok that's cool me too. but then he goes on to say how great he (sander) is spinning right now. i'm like dude lee burridge is on right now. and he serioulsy argued with me for 5 minutes and refused to believe that was lee behind the decks and sander wasn't on yet. i finally just laughed in his face and said whatever man, i'm pretty sure i know the difference between lee and sander.
ugh, some people, lol
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Dec-14-2009 22:08
Zombie0729
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: .
someone last night (while i was opening for Fedde in SD) came up to the DJ booth waving his hands and goes "CAN YOU PLAY PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT I HAVE TO GO SOON".
Dec-14-2009 22:17
bstorm
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2009
Location: Redondo Beach
quote:
Originally posted by Zombie0729
someone last night (while i was opening for Fedde in SD) came up to the DJ booth waving his hands and goes "CAN YOU PLAY PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT I HAVE TO GO SOON".
Hahahaha...thats awesome.
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Dec-14-2009 22:22
bigsnail
Doesn't Spill
Registered: Dec 2006
Location: Dallas
i was djing at a bar not too long that opened at 10 pm. i was opening, playing some deep house stuff and around 10:15 this suuuuper drunk chick comes stumbling in w/ a couple of friends.
drunk chick: HEEY! Play some drum n bass! Its my birthday!!
me: sorry, i didnt bring any dnb w/ me tonight.
drunk chick: whattaya mean??? real djs play drum and bass!!
drunk chick: gwwaad! can you play castles in the sky???
(i almost busted out laughing in her face at this point. how does she go from DNB to castles in the sky???)
me: sorry, no castles in the sky either.
drunk chick: (talking to her friends) UUGH! ive obviously been going to raves toooo long! (then she stormed outta the room LOL)
was probably funnier in person, but i lol'd the rest of the weekend about that.
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Dec-14-2009 22:24
gypsygirl
Energizer Bunny
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: LaLaland
a more recent one:
MNS lawler is spinning, a girl comes up to him and ask, "do you have any brittany spears?"
steve: "no"
girl: well do you like brittany?
steve: " i'd fuck her but i wouldn't play her music
girl: well do you have any tiesto?
steve: no, i don't like his music nor would i fuck him
lol classic
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Dec-14-2009 22:49
bigsnail
Doesn't Spill
Registered: Dec 2006
Location: Dallas
lol
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Dec-14-2009 22:52
R!CH
check signal
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: potrero hill
- mushrooms
- people fighting
- vip tables
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Dec-14-2009 22:58
CND
Love the Sun
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
quote:
Originally posted by DaveT
People who got to go see a huge DJ because of the name and go in and constantly think the opener, no matter how good or bad, is the headliner and chants out their name.
Haven't seen it in awhile, but seemed to happen too much.
So true.
I was at Belo for Eric Prydz and a guy pissed in the middle of the dance floor. Clipped the back calf area of my jeans.
At On Broadway I was in the VIP area and a girl was posing for pictures Hustler style.
Stay classy San Diego
Oh yea I was in Mazatlan Mexico and a guy got shot on the dance floor.
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Dec-14-2009 23:54
R!CH
check signal
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: potrero hill
quote:
Originally posted by CND
Oh yea I was in Mazatlan Mexico and a guy got shot on the dance floor.
OH MY GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!
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Dec-15-2009 00:10
gerard6975
GERARD NOT GERALD
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Culver City, US of A
quote:
Originally posted by R!CH
OH MY GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!
Kinda strayed from lol to fucked up situations. My mistake. Shootings are not funny.
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Dec-15-2009 00:50
rizo
rizoholic
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: sf south bay
just two weeks ago, girl is dancing and thought my friend would grind with her but friend steps back and she falls...
different friend put the same girl in the head lock later in the morning
