This is so believable...if you're pre-pubescent.

This story reeks of an immature kid that has never been laid or screwed so infrequently that they've never had to piss during a long fuck session.

Similarly, I guess we're all to believe that his erect dick was so huge that it either hit the front of the bowl and didn't fit (OK, maybe if you're 12", in which case the asian girl would be split in 2 unless her weight was 250-300), or pointed up so much it couldn't be directed down. Come on...

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Originally posted by Groundhog Boy This is so believable...if you're pre-pubescent. This story reeks of an immature kid that has never been laid or screwed so infrequently that they've never had to piss during a long fuck session. Similarly, I guess we're all to believe that his erect dick was so huge that it either hit the front of the bowl and didn't fit (OK, maybe if you're 12", in which case the asian girl would be split in 2 unless her weight was 250-300), or pointed up so much it couldn't be directed down. Come on...

lol yea... How do you fucking miss the toilet at all, while sober?

Pee bottle? WTF are we in like 1st grade?

When did bodybuilding.com become our sister site? There seem to be more and more links to it all the time.

I always thought **********.com was the holder of that role.

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OP, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Originally posted by Direct OP, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

you do realize that OP has ctrl+c/v'ed this from another forum, right?

but yeah..

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

wow.
just wow...

serves you right for being such a fucking pansy fag

just shit when you have to shit and fuck off
no one wants to hear stories about how you shit yourself

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

Lol getting flamed cause the nubs who fail to read the post properly think its me :P, good times!.

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Originally posted by DjLiMZ. Lol getting flamed cause the nubs who fail to read the post properly think its me :P, good times!.

yeah, nevermind ania. she's just mad because she's got so rough polish ass hair and it keeps poking her.

edit: cue stab-ass joke

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Originally posted by DjLiMZ. Lol getting flamed cause the nubs who fail to read the post properly think its me :P, good times!.

No, you're getting flamed because it's a fabricated, unfunny story. Dolt.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox serves you right for being such a fucking pansy fag just shit when you have to shit and fuck off no one wants to hear stories about how you shit yourself

Go change your tampon.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

I didn't laugh... not because it is fake, but because it is too painfully so

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