Patrons can be divided up into two groups: the regulars who know the strippers by the real names and guys part of group/party. I've been a member of the later and it was fun. I remember taking out our Italian translator to one up in Canada. Great way to break the ice and we had fun embarrassing and teasing him. We bought him a few lap dances and the expression on his face was priceless.

I have been to a total of 2 strip clubs in my entire life, got fired from them both for not dancing 'sexy enough'.

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Originally posted by woscar Aren't you gay and have a boyfriend?

Er, yes actually.

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Originally posted by Jarvmeister Winner of the 2009 award for the most bullshit post this year. Congrats. Just another few hours and the award might have been handed to Montana over in the MD forum. BTW Just to clarify, I've never attended one - I just don't see the point, but I do know that many people outside of your 'demographic' have.

i believe you, losers usually associate with other pathetic losers

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and btw i used to work in a strip club a long time ago, so i know.

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Originally posted by Jarvmeister I think you just argued against your own case there......

We are all pervs, whether or not you want to admit it is a different story. The dirty guy in the corner with the hole in his pocket so he can jerk off has just given up on what people think about him. We secretly envy his secret hole compartment and wonder how we could make our own.

have you ever been to the Doric in Longueuil Steve?

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Originally posted by Schadenfreude have you ever been to the Doric in Longueuil Steve?

Nope, tell me why ?

Ive actually only been to 3 strip clubs.. Prom night some shit hole next to super sex. Hilltop once near Vaudreuil. Amazon was my last strip club.

Never been, probably never will.

I don't understand why anyone would pay money to not get what they want.

The only thing worse would be actually paying for what you want.

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Originally posted by Dj Nacht Nope, tell me why ? Ive actually only been to 3 strip clubs.. Prom night some shit hole next to super sex. Hilltop once near Vaudreuil. Amazon was my last strip club.

i used to work in that dump.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle Never been, probably never will. I don't understand why anyone would pay money to not get what they want. The only thing worse would be actually paying for what you want.

Hilltop is the place to be if you want something heheh. If you stay till closing time the girls actually come and barter with you for sex or BJ's lol. For the record, ive never touched a girl there!

Must be crazy to work in a strip club.. just spending a few hours there you see some strange shit!