i bet you made yourself a cosmo.

fag.

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My extended family was all out for dinner at this restaurant in Vancouver a few months ago after an art show. Several people ordered shit, I ordered a martini, one of my cousins ordered a margarita, my mother ordered a cosmo, and then my other cousin did too. Both cousins are male. It was epic fail.

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vodka martini = win

anything gin = fail

i hate perfumed liquor and anything with juniper berries.

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Vodka martini straight up with a twist, or dirty ftw. OMG love dirty martinis.

yeah olives pwn hard.

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So you're saying a green apple vodka martini is win?

Gay.


No, but seriously vodka is win.

The best win, however, is gin + vodka + kina lillet + lemon peel. Delicious.

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who said anything about apples?

*say that while fish hooking your mouth.*

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Originally posted by Lews My extended family was all out for dinner at this restaurant in Vancouver a few months ago after an art show. Several people ordered shit, I ordered a martini, one of my cousins ordered a margarita, my mother ordered a cosmo, and then my other cousin did too. Both cousins are male. It was epic fail.

You should have bought the next round, then get them straight gin to grow a chest hair or two.

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Gin tastes about as good as Ricardo Villalobos' ass after a night of partying.

his ass tastes like guinea pig, oh i know all too well.

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Got it from http://www.amazingclubs.com/beer.html

So far all the beers i have tried are rank lol. Each case comes with 12 bottles. 4 different kinds of beers x3. I think it's pretty cool after I try it i can save a bottle and collect all these different beers you usually wont find or even bother to try.

Most of them taste like butt, though it's nice to collect them.

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