Double or napkin.

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wad.

lol, wad.

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i use my fingernails

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toilet paper flower ftmfw



Instructions


* Rolls of toilet paper, any color
* Wire twists like those used for plastic produce bags

1.
Step 1

Layer five sheets of toilet paper on top of each other.
2.
Step 2
Folding the petals into place.

Folding the petals into place.

Fan fold the sheets in 1/2-inch increments. A casual, soft fold is fine. Creasing is not necessary.
3.
Step 3

Tie middle with a wire twist. If leftover twist tie is lengthy, snip off.
4.
Step 4
Taking time with this step ensures the most beautiful rosette possible.

Taking time with this step ensures the most beautiful rosette possible.

Separate sheets gingerly to create the toilet paper flower. Careful not to rip. The toilet paper flower is almost in full bloom.

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My mixes:

Still up:1:2

Down:3:4:5

Otherwise the airplane noises I make are just weird.

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When a wise man gives thee better counsel, give me mine again: I would have none but knaves follow it, since a fool gives it.

the wad for #1

napkin fold for #2 bc i use wet sheets

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quote:

Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

Every time a thread about wiping techniques occurs, I refer to a German guy that invented a disgusting but money saving style:



For those not able to speak German: The guy asks the woman how much toiletpaper she needs for a shit. She then shows him the amount needed. After that, the guy demonstrates his own impressive wiping-technique:

After tearing off a very small piece of a single piece of toilet paper, he puts a finger through it sticking it in his ass wipes it clean and uses the teared-off piece to clean his fingernail

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quote:

Originally posted by jupiterone they totally forgot about "the oil rig" where you wrap the paper around your index finger and use it as an oil rig to mine the poop out of your butt

more like 'choose your shield'

napkin fold or the runway

napkin

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I love grapes

You amateurs, this all depends entirely on the type of shit taken!

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quote:

Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.