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Originally posted by Cpt.Cocaine I always check supplies before commencing operations.

That guy is right.

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The problem I had was im using the toilets at work, which are always full of paper, and the device that has the paper isn’t so obviously full or empty. So, lost in my need for expulsion, I simply didn’t notice until it was far too late.

In Need For Expulsion sounds like a Steven Seagal movie.

The reason I ask is because I used up the last bit of TP in a stall, and someone got in right after I got out. The guy clearly had take a shit, or else he would have used one of the 2 urinals that were empty, and other other stall was occupied.

Poor guy, lol.

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Originally posted by Lomeli The reason I ask is because I used up the last bit of TP in a stall, and someone got in right after I got out. The guy clearly had take a shit, or else he would have used one of the 2 urinals that were empty, and other other stall was occupied. Poor guy, lol.

He might have just had a really tiny dick, and was too embarrassed to stand at a urinal in case someone took a glance and lol'd.

Either way, it sucks to be him.

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never shit in public.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ never shit in public.

this guy is right mang

i only go in public when i REALLY have to

but what do i know im used to washing my ass i hardly

wipe

i have one of these at work and at home my butt is sooo smooth that when i wipe it bleeds....

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Originally posted by rT19 this guy is right mang i only go in public when i REALLY have to but what do i know im used to washing my ass i hardly wipe

So, you have a shower every time you take a dump? Or do you have a bidet?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk So, you have a shower every time you take a dump? Or do you have a bidet?

damn sushi i love u mang
u dont let me edit!
ur so fast.. look above ya mate

those things is FTW!

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Originally posted by rT19 damn sushi i love u mang u dont let me edit! ur so fast.. look above ya mate those things is FTW!

Haha

You seriously have a bidet? I've never used one before.

After your ass is all wet though, you'd have to have a towel (or a shitload of TP) to get your ass dry, right?

WHAT IF THERE ARE NO TOWELS?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk WHAT IF THERE ARE NO TOWELS?

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