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Originally posted by talenthouse Global distribution is hard to come by, that is why you remix it! You got that global hook up let me know and let's connect. No more BS. Participate or dont. Quite wasting my time. or if you really want, download the samples and you and me will battle each other on who can remix it better. What do you think?

Sorry, but I can't turn shit into gold. I'm not a magician or your great savior.

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I can already see the promo hyped in the Music Producer's Forum:



Behold!

The new single by legendary producer and recording artist, Scott Hardkiss:



Scott's sublime mixing and gifts for subtlety has let him lead the field in music production but now, he's got a little help, as if he needs it. Winner of the Scott Hardkiss Remix Contest, Your Name Here has managed to capture Scott's swept filter house wankery and consolodate it in a single note, and what's more, that vocoder thing was yanked out. The song was gay, before, but our winner completely yanked out the snare attack build and now it's even gayer. As in Festive, Haters!

More Gay - A Single Note - This song has it all without any of that PLUR, retarded unicorn bullshit!

Just take a look at some of the big name support this tune is getting:

mobye - This tune could totally rock if you took it back to 1995 and played it out at a leather bar.
ArminVB - This mix is massive. Will support!
DJNonStop - I can't stop laying this mix on the decks. It rocks the house, every time!
Sophie - This song makes me wet myself
Aurora - Thanks for the single but I'd rather have my tips in cash.
Mercedez - I went to the doctor, Scott. Aperrently the rash is contajous. Thanks for the single.
Portia - I have the DJ play this every time I'm on stage. Thanks for the single. Are you running low on cash?
PVDyke - Very subtle. I didn't think a single note could do all that and who in the hell are you and please stop spamming my fan email account.
Gordon_Ramsey - Stop leaving your single as gratuity in my restaurants! And stop grabbing the bus-boy's ass!
POakenfold - Would you please have your entourage of losers stop coming to the DJ Booth and requesting your hack-stain pap.

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my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

Too much time on your hands, Eddie. But nice. lolz

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Originally posted by alanzo Too much time on your hands, Eddie. But nice. lolz

Eh, kind of blocked right now, anyhow - but I heard that tune...

I mean what the hell is going on behind closed doors?

Steve: Hey Scott. We got a promotion idea, a remix contest.
Scott: Sounds great. What do you have in mind?
Steve: I don't know. Don't you have some loop that never turned into a song we could do something with?
Scott: Well, sort of.
Steve: Come on, Scott, quit holding out on me.
Scott: Look, I just don't think they're very good. I mean some of it's just some cheesy vocod...
Steve: I'll take it!
Scott: Are you sure this is a good idea, Steve. I'm a little concerned that my image isn't...
Steve: Look Scott, you passive-aggressive little fuck! Don't you fucking know that hostility is a negative emotion.
Scott: I wasn't... er, sorry... I wasn't... (*sobs quietly*)
Steve: You fucking little, shit-dicked moron. We have your image under control. We hired a hot-ass model for your photo-shoot, tomorrow. Antique furniture, an ill-fitting suit! You ought to be able to crap out a tune in five-fucking-minutes, capice.
Scott: Five-minutes? (*sniffles*)
Steve: Yeah. Put it on my desk in five minutes!
Scott: I'll try. (*Leaves room*)
Steve: FIVE FUCKING MINUTES SCOTT! PEACE AND BLESSINGS TO YOU!... Asshole.

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my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

Deleted the dupe. Leaving this one up for teh lulz.

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Hardkiss ahahaha what the fuck kind of name is that.

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Originally posted by DJ Robby Rox I've never had a problem with FLs tech support till this day. (I've actually never used it till this day)

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Originally posted by floyd741 i think echosystm is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns robby rox and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Originally posted by talenthouse or do you want more links to my music?

I'm pretty sure nobody wanted any links to your music.

Have you ever heard of a "key"? It's what some people sing in.

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Last edited by Mr.Mystery on Feb-27-2010 at 02:08

Out of curiousity, does Scott Hardkiss spinz big clob?

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Originally posted by DJ Robby Rox I've never had a problem with FLs tech support till this day. (I've actually never used it till this day)

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Originally posted by floyd741 i think echosystm is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns robby rox and doesn't afraid of anything.

Anyone notice a resemblance to Phil Specter?

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my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

I actually thought of Rob Schneider

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Originally posted by echosystm Hardkiss ahahaha what the fuck kind of name is that.

Wilt Grudjefuck was taken.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Wilt Grudjefuck was taken.

And Martin Buttrich.

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