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| quote: | Originally posted by EddieZilker
Sounds like an abscess. You'll need a mirror, rubbing alcohol, an exacto knife, unwaxed dental floss or fishing line, tweezers/pliers a nasal aspirator, a water-pick, saline, and a needle. Of course, you're probably concerned about pain. Find a stick and then chug a bottle of Jose' Cuervo (may also substitute for rubbing alcohol).
In order to avoid scarring, using your non-dominant hand, you'll want to take the pliers and, with your dominant hand, make a small, quarter inch incision into the infected area. Having already put the saline in the water pick, you'll now need to flush out the wound, liberally. Next, you'll need to call an ambulance because you have no depth perception and should have just gone to the doctor, but now your eye is probably really fucked and you'll have no depth perception. Even if it's not, you're too drunk to drive safely. Don't forget to take that stick out of your mouth.
What were you thinking; squirting saline into your eye to flush out an incision? |
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