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Originally posted by Amduscias it was a big dog o-o

orly

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Poodles can be a bit cranky, quite a lot are a bit inbred and they're often owned by idiots that don't train them.

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Originally posted by Lilith Poodles can be a bit cranky, quite a lot are a bit inbred and they're often owned by idiots that don't train them.

I quickly skimmed over that and thought you said "They're often owned by inbreds that don't train them"

Oops

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Originally posted by Amduscias I went to take out the trash and next thing i know i have a fucking poodle chasing my ass for like 10 mins... and the owner was like COOKIE GET BACK HERE LEAVE HIM ALONE and im like BITCH GET OVER HERE AND GRAB THIS DOG BEFORE I KICK IT'S FACE dogs now hate me and i now hate dogs the end.

"let me at him"

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Originally posted by Chris Crossland RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

I'd be laughing to hard to run. Until it bit me atleast.

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My neighbors on one side have an annoying little piece of shit that barks all the time -so much so that few times I was out after a spliff, I thought that neighbors were fucking and that was the scream of extasy I was hearing. Turned out it was just this fucking mutt. On the other side, neighbors run a fucking kennel out of their backyard (illegal in our township) - fucking idiots bark all the time, to the point where I was looking into an ultrasound cannon to blast them each time they bark.

I used to love dogs, can't fathom having one now.

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Cats FTW

c0r version?

i got mauled by our rottweiler growing up. we had put him through obiedence training and did all the right stuff with him. and one day he just stood up on his hind legs and pushed me up against the wall.i had 6 puncture wounds on my back. we put the ****** to sleep the following week.

that's the only breed of dog i hate. everything else is cool

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Originally posted by aNYthing My neighbors on one side have an annoying little piece of shit that barks all the time

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Originally posted by The17sss Cats FTW

only LOLCAT variety. The actual ones are twitchy, sneaky fucks with an attitude problem. I resqued a kitten a while ago - little ****** shat and pissed all over my house, scratched up a leather sofa, then started running around the place - even jumped on window screen, thrashing madly. I gave little prick away to SPCA.

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Originally posted by Lira

"Surpassing the previous record of 8 minutes"

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time. There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'