i dont know

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I'd nail Tij's wife and go trainwreck a dj set with that shit eating grin of his and stil get paid a shit load.

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I'd hit my head to forget the last years and come back to when i mixed with Vinyl some classic and hard tracks and not commercial shit.

After that favor to humanity i'd steal his studio equipment and his bank account as someone suggested

Troll TA.

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What?

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Originally posted by Gen3r4l1ty Troll TA.

Come up with your own ideas.

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I'd be nice to everyone he was ever mean to and mean to everyone he was ever nice to... just to fuck with him.

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Openly confess gay love for Ferry Corsten. His reaction could make or break the future of trance.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Come up with your own ideas.

Hmm... guess I actually have to start reading these crappy threads before posting a snarky response. My bad.

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Originally posted by Gen3r4l1ty Hmm... guess I actually have to start reading these crappy threads before posting a snarky response. My bad.

You were just getting into character...

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit Well if I was Tiesto at this very day and hour, I'd probably just sit myself at my desk and think. In front of me is most likely a mirror, right there on my desk next to my laptop. I'd look at it and see my ugly self. Throw the mirror in the trash bin. Let me log in to the internet. bad reviews for my latest album. bad reviews of my hip hop cross over. people laughing at my comment at Jay Z. Jay Z laughing at my comment. Close the laptop. Walk down the hallway to the bathroom. So many awards and achievements are mounted on my walls. There's the first vinyl press of Flight 643. In my Memory poster. Tiesto in Concert 2003 promotional flyer. I've even mounted my Da Joker cassette. Walk past her room. sigh. I wish I didn't wait so long to try and get married. The room is empty now. She's gone. The shower is just right. The water is never too hot. Never too cold. For me. For Tiesto. It's always perfect. Get dressed and look at the clock. My cell phone is rining. My agent. "Tiesto, almost show time. Time to go!" To the world, I am on top. I am the king. Tiesto is God. So then, why do I listen to this voice in this little box. What if I don't go? What if I decide it's not the right time? Why am I his little pawn? And why does he call me Tiesto? My name is Tijs. and scene Tijs - 2010 starring Liam Neeson

brilliant!

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Originally posted by stealthman Alright guys, you know how much we all adulate, laud and love such a unique superstar who can consistently excrete brilliance in universal proportions that could only make the likes of eclectic listeners and musicians as us weep in morbid envy. You see, the real Magik all started in 2004 when the prophet of Trance music known as Tijs Verwest created a masterpiece known as 'Traffic'. There were no boundaries to such awe-inspiring creativty, as he would loftily halt his limousine in front of millions of screaming drivers while BT served wonderful fellatio to the sounds of impatient Traffic. Thus, the signature peak breakdown of this orgasmic aural glory has derived from the fruits of magikal mutual bonding and the simultaneous horns of many pissed off drivers. If only William Orbit could be noticed in the same way that only Tiesto can succeede in. So as to celebrate such envy, what would you do, if you could be Tiesto for a day?

I would kill myself because of how hard it's to wake up every day and understand that my fans are dumb teenagers and the music I order bad producers to make for me is such a crap I can't even listen to it myself and cringe when it's being played from pre-recorded CD while I pretend like I'm spinnin'. Eh at least I milk those sheep that stand below me and hold their hands in the air, thinking that I care about them, while getting their moneys with my shiny ads and expensive PR brainwashing them into believing that I'm a god. But having so much money is barely enough to make up for me going in history as one of the most talentless pop-stars out there, gotta go shave my head now

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