Will this help you pee?

Somehow it turns me on.

I'm hesitant to make this recommendation with so many pain-killers involved, but try smoking a cigarette. If you won't or can't or that doesn't work, you're making another trip to the hospital or urgent care to get cathed. Having a hollow, glass tube shoved up your prick is a lot less uncomfortable than permanent urinary incontinence or a distended bladder.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue you're too high on opiates man. it happens. if i'm ever too fucked up to piss, i sit down and piss like a bitch. works every time because when you sit it squeezes your bladder a bit. it's easier to force out then. also, be prepared to be constipated like a mother******. drink lots of fluids to minimize that though.

Yes, lots of fluids and lots of metamucil and raisins.

Opiates are so great.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Yes, lots of fluids and lots of metamucil and raisins. Opiates are so great.

sometimes too great. :/

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Originally posted by EddieZilker I'm hesitant to make this recommendation with so many pain-killers involved, but try smoking a cigarette. If you won't or can't or that doesn't work, you're making another trip to the hospital or urgent care to get cathed. Having a hollow, glass tube shoved up your prick is a lot less uncomfortable than permanent urinary incontinence or a distended bladder.

no. he's just high.

basically, your body will just get used to it. try lowering your dose or spacing them out so you're not nodding out all day long and you should be able to pee.

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Originally posted by EricB. just had an ACL reconstruction surgery this morning. their painkillers werent doing much because of my size and drug experience lol. They injected me with the max amount of morphine they were allowed, plus oxycontin's codeine, plus all the anestasia and i believe they gave me something thta shuts down the lower half of my nervous system. Ill be trippin for the next few days. but im home now, and came to a bit of problem. I tried texting jennie and messagiong her but shes not around i suppose or at work. Doc's office is closed now and i dont want to call the hospital about this. But it seems as though I lost the function to pee and i really got to pee. Is this something to be concerned about? or is it a side effect from the drugs and i have to sleep it off?

how are you able to type without typos after taking all that?

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Originally posted by butterfly how are you able to type without typos after taking all that?

I can handle my shit. Plus my surgery was 8 am. its nearly 12 am now, i slept the whole day. and I finally did a proper piss about 20 mins ago. I hadf to sit like a chick but it came out, in a decent stream. I feel relief but am nauseas like hell right now. Just puked a little while ago.

Eddie thanks for the advice bro, Thats exactly what I was afraid of having to do. Having things shoved up my peehole is not a fun experience

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Originally posted by EricB. I just peed. I basically had to thai chi to get it out. it was only a half pee though. no stream power spray just sorta weakly flowed down the shaft like a toronto maple leaf power play

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I'm surprised the nurses didn't tell you to expect this kind of side effect. Amateurs.

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Originally posted by jennypie I'm surprised the nurses didn't tell you to expect this kind of side effect. Amateurs.

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