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Originally posted by Comrade Stalin it did exactly what it was supposed to do. Entertain.

that's the whole point - it didn't. The only entertaining parts were attached to several locations on Scarlett's masterpiece of body. If they could award oscars for "finest ass evar!" or "pussy you'd lick to blisters" - she'd have my vote and semen-squirting salute.

I can't possibly imagine how awesome it would be to look down, while she's tonguing my balls. Oops. I think I just jizzed in my pants

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Originally posted by Comrade Stalin LOL if you thought Ironman 2 was going to be some profound game changing movie that revolutionizes movie making. It's a comic book action film FFS......it did exactly what it was supposed to do. Entertain.

Batman Begins and Dark Knight were both incredible movies with more depth than most non-comic based flicks.

And a movie doesn't have to be revolutionary to entertain.

I'll have to be honest and say that I had a blast. Despite this movie essentially being an advertisement for future Marvel flicks and a variety of other bullshit (Dr. Pepper, Audi, etc.), the special effects were top-notch, Downey Jr. held it down and Scarlett...well, aNYthing covered her well.

Some pretty sweet previews, as well. Inception will likely be among the best movies of the year (though Leo and Ellen Paige getting romantic seems weird considering 3 years ago we saw Paige as a pregnant teen and Leo a vicious Boston undercover cop), and the new JJ Abrams project, Super 8, should be crazy.

The Last Airbender may also, finally, end M. Nights shitty performances in the box office. Probably won't be anything more than a summer action fest, but I'm all for it.

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Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000 Scarlett...well, aNYthing covered her well.

There's a mental image I could live without.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery There's a mental image I could live without.

...and I can't. :

Besides... What if I'm a really hot lesbian?








































Trapped in a man's body?

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Originally posted by WittyHandle Batman Begins and Dark Knight were both incredible movies with more depth than most non-comic based flicks. And a movie doesn't have to be revolutionary to entertain.

amen, preach that shit! I thought Dark Knight was amazing, except the parts where Christopher Bale in Batman suit is talking like he's taking a shit.

I'd like to see an equivalent treatment given to Spawn series...

Btw, I absolutely HATE Garry Shandling - I swear I could punch him in his annoying fucking face if I met him in person. GAWD, I hate seeing him so much that if I caught a glimpse of him on a tv, I'd quickly hit mute, so that I wouldn't have to hear either his annoying voice nor the stupidity he was mumbling! Gah!!!!! What an annoying cunt

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Originally posted by aNYthing amen, preach that shit! I thought Dark Knight was amazing, except the parts where Christopher Bale in Batman suit is talking like he's taking a shit.

If he can turn every cell phone in the city into a sonar device, he should've been able to come up with a way to build a voice scrambler into that suit.

I still can't believe Will Smith kills Iron Man in the end.

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Originally posted by hardcore trancer Did you guys watch the trailer for Super 8? any ideas of what it could be? E.T.2?Cloverfield 2?

Neither.

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Originally posted by Renzo I still can't believe Will Smith kills Iron Man in the end.

Robert Downey wanted too much money, so this was the only way to work Will in as the next Iron Man.

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Originally posted by WittyHandle If he can turn every cell phone in the city into a sonar device, he should've been able to come up with a way to build a voice scrambler into that suit.

That WAS his voice scrambler.

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