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i had this major, massive, huge-ass bug fly into my truck last week. it bounced off the passenger's window, hit the passenger seat, and landed right next to my seat; between the e-brake and my seat belt. it was pretty stunned, but not completely dead. the bug was probably the size of my cell phone; with a wingspan about double it. it was fucking huge. i could see yellow and green colors on it; and i swear to GOd it was lookinag at me. i freaked the fuck out. i honestly thought i was going to either piss myself or vomit. or both. like i got horribly disgusted and freaked out. i can't believe i was able to smash it with a napkin; but it took a lot of guts to actually reach across the truck's interior to the glove box and grab some napkins. i seriously thought it was going to fly up and attack my face or buzz around me or something. ****** was so damn nasty and just horribly freaked me out. if there was a shoulder on the road, i would have pulled off....but there was nothing but a ditch on the side of the road; which made me even more anxious about the whole thing because i was afraid i was going to run off the side of the road if i got scared if it flew up towards me.
incidentally, i think this was the bug i saw

i'm not quite sure if that's it or not...as i know i saw green and yellow in there. so it might be the tarantual hawk; but some other kind of bigass motherfucking bug.
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