Originally posted by chlola
Have you ever been to a porno theatre?
Nope. I met a guy in Amsterdam that had actually mopped jizz in one though.
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Jun-23-2010 01:43
shaw
RIP
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
Re: Answer James Lipton's 10 questions.
1. What is your favorite word? pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
2. What is your least favorite word? hella
3. What turns you on? cold
4. What turns you off? theresa.
5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? cities
7. What sound or noise do you hate? telephones
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? hitman
9. What profession would you not like to do? teaching
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? press continue to customize your character
Racism/Prejudice (unless it's in a well formed joke a la Louis C.K.)
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Birds Chirping
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Construction Noises - Jack Hammers, Cement Mixers, etc.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Army Special Forces
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Politician
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Fuck-A-Jesus!"
Jun-23-2010 01:59
Renzo
where am i
Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
1. What is your favorite word? Cunt.
2. What is your least favorite word? Anything but cunt.
3. What turns you on? Cunt.
4. What turns you off? Unkept cunts.
5. What is your favorite curse word? Cunt.
6. What sound or noise do you love? Flapping cunts.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Cunts who like to hear themselves talk.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Professional body piercer, so I can pierce nice cunts.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Gynecologist. I don't want to look at dirty cunts all day.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I've been waiting for you. Stu will be here soon. He's a you know what."
Jun-23-2010 02:12
SuspicionVandit
Rapper
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
Re: Answer James Lipton's 10 questions.
1. What is your favorite word?
majestic
2. What is your least favorite word?
fart
3. What turns you on?
pony tails
4. What turns you off?
sweat pants
5. What is your favorite curse word?
idiot
6. What sound or noise do you love?
much respect to the 303
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
propeller airplanes
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
race car driver
9. What profession would you not like to do?
politician
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Here, we saved you some steak.
I'll post my answers shortly.
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Jun-23-2010 08:21
IceColdWater
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2009
Location: Singapore
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
1. Caffeine
2. Chemistry
3. Knowing that I can get something I want
4. Knowing that I can't get something I want
5. Fuck
6. The sound of the ocean
7. My teacher
8. Audiologist
9. Chemical Engineer
10. "There's no Lady Gaga in here."
6. What sound or noise do you love?
silence but not absolute silence.
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
sharp high pitched transients
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
bass player
9. What profession would you not like to do?
jizz mopper
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Get in.
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Jun-23-2010 09:03
Fledz
Banned
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: London UK
Re: Answer James Lipton's 10 questions.
quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
1. What is your favorite word?
Schematic
2. What is your least favorite word?
O'Reilly
3. What turns you on?
A good, fit and healthy body
4. What turns you off?
Boring women
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Clusterfuck
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Waves crashing on a beach
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Screaming cockatoos
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Acting
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Accounting
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Here's the master key and all my powers, I'm off on indefinite leave
Originally posted by Enigmatik
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I'll post my answers shortly.
1. Good.
2. The 'n' word.
3. Redheads and blondes. Quick wit, and a dark sense of humor.
4. "Alpha male" douche bags.
5. Fuck or cunt. I switch between the two pretty often.
6. White noise
7. Tornado sirens
8. Anything but retail (which I am currently in).
9. Actual, aggressive sales where I work on commission.
10. "Welcome"
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I probably wake up QWOPing.
Jun-23-2010 09:34
Lomeli
Mountain Thug
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Entuculo, Mexico
Re: Answer James Lipton's 10 questions.
quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
1. What is your favorite word? Yes.
2. What is your least favorite word? Can't
3. What turns you on? Intelligence and Fitness
4. What turns you off? Egos, Stupidity, and Obese people
5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of bodies smacking into each other during sex
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Nails on a chalkboard
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Philosophy Professor
9. What profession would you not like to do? Office work.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Alright everyone, he's here! Bring out the Jello shots, it's time to get the party started!!!"
Jun-23-2010 10:58
Meat187
Diese scheiß Katze
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore