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| quote: | Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
Jesus that joke is so tired.
And the girl is a regular as anything.
Go flick through a department store underwear catalogue, you'll love the ordinary women mate.
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tired joke is tired but not retired.
she is still hot
here's a better joke...
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
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