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Originally posted by igottaknow Here's a classic riddle: You get many of me, but never enough. After the last one, your life soon will snuff. You may have one of me but one day a year, When the last one is gone, your life disappears.

umm...birthday?

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If a butcher is 6'5" tall, has a size twleve shoe, has a 44 inch waist, then what does he weigh?


If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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Originally posted by DJ Chrono Riddle time If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

that's not really a riddle...that's like saying...

why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways...

anywho, you got me on the butcher thing...

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Originally posted by bluejay that's not really a riddle...that's like saying... why do people drive on parkways and park on driveways... anywho, you got me on the butcher thing...

yeah i guess ur right, but lets see if anyone else can get the butcher one

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Originally posted by DJ Chrono Riddle time If a butcher is 6'5" tall, has a size twleve shoe, has a 44 inch waist, then what does he weigh?

He weighs meat (to sell of course) :P

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Originally posted by Nadi He weighs meat (to sell of course) :P

hehehe...

ok, some easy ones that all of you should have heard...

father and son are in serious car accident. father dies immediately upon impact. the son is rushed to the emergency room at the local hospital. upon review by the doctor, the surgeon says, "i can not operate on him, he is my son." explain.

passengers are on a flight from n.y. city to quebec. the airplane has a malfuntion and loses control and goes down. the plance wrecks right on the border of the u.s and canada...where do you bury the survivors...in canada or in the u.s.???

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Originally posted by bluejay passengers are on a flight from n.y. city to quebec. the airplane has a malfuntion and loses control and goes down. the plance wrecks right on the border of the u.s and canada...where do you bury the survivors...in canada or in the u.s.???

You dont bury survivors, usually

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Originally posted by bluejay passengers are on a flight from n.y. city to quebec. the airplane has a malfuntion and loses control and goes down. the plance wrecks right on the border of the u.s and canada...where do you bury the survivors...in canada or in the u.s.???

too easy. you dont bury survivors :P

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Originally posted by Nadi too easy. you dont bury survivors :P

If you SAY it a special way to someome, you can get them to say the wrong answer! EVERY time I asked someone this querstion, they ALWAYS get it wrong becasue of the way I say it (fast, only about 90% clear)... Same thing goes when my dad used to say it to all of his co-workers: except that he said it 100% clear!

does anyone know that pizza tip dollar thing.......i forgot the answer

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Originally posted by Tak 2. What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees up, up it goes yet never grows? 3. Thirty white horses on a red hill, first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still? 4. Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters? 5. An eye in a blue face saw an eye in a green face. " That eye is like to this eye" Said the first eye, "But in low place not in high place"? 6. It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter? 7. A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid? 8. Alive without breath, as cold as death; never thirsty, always drinking, all in mail, never clinking? 9. This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees flowers; gnaws iron, bites steel; grinds hard stones to meal; slays kings, ruins town and beats high mountains down?

aren't these all from the hobbit?
you forgot
What is in my pocket?