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Fucking Solarstone, Anjuna, Richard Durand, and bunch of other "B list" wankers spam the shit out of me... and I never subscribed to their shitty list. But the worst offender is....
FUCKING KITSUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! - with no option to unsubscribe and several fucking spam mails a day, hocking their shitty electro pop and ugly fucking merchandise aimed at people with more holes in their face than an Iraqi suicide bomber's shredded corpse.
What really gets my goat is repeated spamming weekly along the lines of:
"Vote for me on top 100 bathroom DJs list!"
"Join MySpaceFaceBookTwitter****mediaSpamBot list for exclusive details on my daily farting count and up to the minute count of the number of yellow MnM's I ingested!"
"Vote for me for top 50 elevator music DJs list"
"Buy my collaboration with Myley Cirus and John Tesh!"
"Buy my 'SolarFlare' testicle polish lotion and Flashover branded terry cloth" FOR FUCKS SAKE, I GET IT, YOU'RE A BRAND NOW!! Fuck off, you twat. I liked you better when I saw you once a year and eagerly flipped through Mixmag to find out what you're up to... or hope and pray your webmaster finally posted something on your web page.
Now, it's overflowing with info and EDM artists became fleamarket peddlers/cryers.
/rant
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