I wouldn't manage a coherent senetence stating a factual truth like "You're a kitty!". The best I could do is probably something like "Pussy!!!! Awwww, come heeeere, come come come awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!".
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
Why the hell do we have wars and shit? If every army carried a kitty clearly visible in front of them no one would fire a single shot and after a few minutes Americans and Taliban would sit and watch in awe how the cat plays with a ball of wool.
Originally posted by Meat187
If every army carried a kitty
I'm allergic to cats, I'd rather carry a gila monster.
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Jul-31-2010 23:15
Pokit
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Re: who else hates cats
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Originally posted by AnotherWay83
i mean who the fuck do they think they are. seriously! most of them are cheap sluts anyway that if left unchecked would be sleeping around with other cats, getting pregnant again and again and expecting us humans to take care of their kittens. always have a scowl or grumpy face, HUGE attitude problems, i mean once in a while if they showed some affection or gratitude it's not like it would kill them. why can't they be more like dogs?
today i was volunteering at an animal shelter cleaning out cat cages, their litter boxes, some still had the gall to hiss and claw at me, wtf? i'm doing you a favor you goddamn slut!
i think the world would be a better place without cats. i mean the bigs ones are OK (tigers and such, mainly because they act alot like dogs), but the little ones need to go.
ok Kenny Glenn
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Jul-31-2010 23:21
Meat187
Diese scheiß Katze
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
Registered: May 2005
Location: At the Terrace, wineing
i've dislike cats since a long time
there's a cat in the house, not mine but she comes at me whenever we cross paths and started to like her, to give it a shot.
i fucking hate cats ever since bitch cat cheese'd at me
Aug-01-2010 00:20
WittyHandle
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Aug-01-2010 00:28
Intellekshual
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Oubliette
quote:
Originally posted by Palladium
i've dislike cats since a long time
there's a cat in the house, not mine but she comes at me whenever we cross paths and started to like her, to give it a shot.
i fucking hate cats ever since bitch cat cheese'd at me
How can you hate cats?!
They are cute and fluffy and soft and snuggly and furry and cuddly and lovely and warm and sweet and mushy and fuzzy and oh so damn adorable.
Cats rule for the fact that they will essentially leave you alone almost all of the time, I'm like that too. So we have an understanding.
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