would you trust her with your life

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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An art fair? She should have urinated in the cups while muttering something about everything being shit.

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Originally posted by Banora Why do you hate children with ambitions and dreams? Thats my job.

if she had real dreams she would have gotten another vendor to sell her drink at an inflated price and they would split the profits 70/30. She would have saved the $120.00 and she could have gone home and played jump rope with her homies

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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LMFAO!

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement.

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Originally posted by shapes No really there was blood, coming from my asshole.

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced I applaud the police for shutting down this illegitimate business. All it would take is one person to get sick and her parents would be SOL

oooh i hope you are joking...

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Originally posted by SkyHigh oooh i hope you are joking...

I'm not joking at all. Its not like she was selling lemonade in front of her house. She was at a fair with other vendors.

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced I'm not joking at all. Its not like she was selling lemonade in front of her house. She was at a fair with other vendors.

I bet you called the cops and squealed on her, didn't you? Fucking fascist.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora I bet you called the cops and squealed on her, didn't you? Fucking fascist.

I only wanted $25.00 for my protection racket. She said, "I don't have that, mister." Then she started fucking crying when I wrecked her inventory of plastic cups. Stupid little fart.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker I only wanted $25.00 for my protection racket. She said, "I don't have that, mister." Then she started fucking crying when I wrecked her inventory of plastic cups. Stupid little fart.

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Is this the most insane licensing-related story of the day? No.....


Guy Offers Free Rides to Keep Drunk Drivers Off the Streets, Is Arrested

http://reason.com/blog/2010/08/05/g...rides-to-keep-d