There's a pretty messed up family that lives next door to me. Single mom with 2 kids... one of them a 14 year old girl that looks half black and you can tell is a few weeks away from being that freshman in high school that's already sucking the dicks of seniors. The other is a boy about 15/16 years old and looks like one of the Columbine killers. He wears Megadeth and Slayer t-shirts all the time, has long unwashed greasy hair, and plays his electric guitar all day. The mom has a different guy over there every few weeks and is a spazz. No wonder why her kids are screwed up. I'm ready to move the fuck out of this neighborhood.
Aug-06-2010 21:26
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
My neighbors are creepy bogan losers.
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Aug-06-2010 22:19
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
My neighbors are creepy bogan losers.
I knew you lived between domesticated & pkc.
Aug-06-2010 22:20
EddieZilker
This is the dance.
Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Marijuana Sex Camp
There was this ass who lived across the hall from us. He came over one day and asked for a ride to the hospital because he left his keys there. I gave him the ride because it seemed like he was having a rough time of it but then the guy starts coming over and asking for a bunch more shit - and always at the worst times.
He shows up at 10pm to ask for silverware. Shows up, right after we're done grocery shopping, to ask for a ride to and from the fucking grocery store. He showed up asking for fucking head-phones. He asked for the DVD player, one day. I didn't even apologize. Just a very cold, "Nope." and then I closed the door.
I'd probably go over to their place and introduce myself, saying, "So I hear you've been sexually harassed by your manager..."
Aug-06-2010 22:27
lacksesepsotygh
;B
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Danderyds Psykhus, Stockholm
i think i've made my upstairs neighbour move.. i'm betting he's typing in a thread just like this over at the elton john message board
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Aug-06-2010 22:28
The17sss
C.R.E.A.M.
Registered: May 2008
Location: Charlotte, NC
quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
There was this ass who lived across the hall from us. He came over one day and asked for a ride to the hospital because he left his keys there. I gave him the ride because it seemed like he was having a rough time of it but then the guy starts coming over and asking for a bunch more shit - and always at the worst times.
He shows up at 10pm to ask for silverware. Shows up, right after we're done grocery shopping, to ask for a ride to and from the fucking grocery store. He showed up asking for fucking head-phones. He asked for the DVD player, one day. I didn't even apologize. Just a very cold, "Nope." and then I closed the door.
Aug-06-2010 22:35
Intellekshual
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Oubliette
You guys make me feel really lucky.. I have very nice neighbors. I once gave them some Moroccan sweets after I got back from my trip and they've been sharing some food with us every time they have a BBQ (which is every Saturday). Win.
The ones on the other side are a cute old couple who spend their time gardening and such, they're very polite and kind and they always say hello.
The kid upstairs blasts his Hip Hop music from time to time, which makes me want to stick needles in Voodoo dolls. But apart from that I have no complaints.
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Aug-06-2010 22:57
Omega_Blue
Someone Changed My Custom
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Gone
i like my neighbors. one of them i stole the internet from for close to a year, and the other i've never met in my life.
Aug-06-2010 22:58
SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester
I've had some bad neighbours. When I lived with my parents it was loudmouth white trash on one side who kept their kids up until midnight, and loud barking dogs and motorbikes bombing down the drive on the other side. When I had my own house at uni it was a bunch of wankers who threw all their beer cans into our garden and tipped our bins over.
The neighbours in the current house look pretty scummy but they're actually pretty quiet, and the walls in these old terraced houses are very thin. I'm sure I've heard domestic violence in the next room at least twice, though.
Registered: Mar 2010
Location: brass monkey, that funky monkey.
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Originally posted by The17sss
There's a pretty messed up family that lives next door to me. Single mom with 2 kids... one of them a 14 year old girl that looks half black and you can tell is a few weeks away from being that freshman in high school that's already sucking the dicks of seniors. The other is a boy about 15/16 years old and looks like one of the Columbine killers. He wears Megadeth and Slayer t-shirts all the time, has long unwashed greasy hair, and plays his electric guitar all day. The mom has a different guy over there every few weeks and is a spazz. No wonder why her kids are screwed up. I'm ready to move the fuck out of this neighborhood.
back in orlando eh?
most of my neighbours are awesome and drink just bas much as i.
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Aug-07-2010 00:46
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
I have neighbors that throw swinger parties. They erect a big white tent in the backyard that joins up with the walkout basement sliding glass door. The last time they tore it down we saw an inflatable pool in the middle of it. They also put up tarps around their hot tub.