Using high strength fishing line, dangle the cake from a broomstick. Taunt fat people with it.
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Or starving people. Either way. Either way.
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Aug-06-2010 18:28
EricB.
Eric B-b-b-boy.
Registered: Nov 2009
Location:
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Just keep it bagged up in your passenger side seat. There have been so many times I thought to myself 'wow, guy in the convertible next to me looks like a dickhead, I sure wish I had a 10lb carrot cake to throw at his stupid face'. Fo' reelz.
done it, not as easy as it sounds
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Aug-06-2010 18:41
epicaricacy
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Registered: Mar 2010
Location: brass monkey, that funky monkey.
our neighbour is deathly afraid of skunks, something that there is no shortage of here in our area.
maybe i should scatter cake all over his property, and when the skunks are eating on the front lawn, call him to meet me out front, and youtube the lulz.
last time he saw a skunk in front of him he screamed like a bitch and ran faster than a black person after seeing a positive paternity test.
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Aug-06-2010 18:53
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
I hate desert I can't have.
Aug-06-2010 20:30
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Worry not - I hear it's exceptionally dry anyway.
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Aug-06-2010 22:07
epicaricacy
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Location: brass monkey, that funky monkey.
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Worry not - I hear it's exceptionally dry anyway.
fat white women or skunks?
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