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Originally posted by jennypie Serious question for the guys: think it would be hard (lol no pun intended) to maintain an erection on stage? Please don't tell me you think you could get away with stripping without a boner.

No, I don't think so.

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Originally posted by jennypie Also, would your boner be part of your dance? Or would it just bounce around all awkwardly and out of time?

I need to think about it. Hmm...

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Originally posted by jennypie Serious question for the guys: think it would be hard (lol no pun intended) to maintain an erection on stage? Please don't tell me you think you could get away with stripping without a boner. Also, would your boner be part of your dance? Or would it just bounce around all awkwardly and out of time, like you aren't even conscious of it?

do girls want to see a stripper that's hard though? i thought they'd want to see shit giggling around? my thoughts would be you just 1) either jerk off before hand, so you don't maintain an erection; or 2) just fluff yourself up so you're kinda big, but not really hard before you go out on stage.

if you had to remain hard on stage, i'd think it would be difficult; unless you could get the girls involved. i would think it'd be easier to do it giving a lapdance, vs just up (lol) on stage.

Of course girls want to see a hard cock, jesus. Nobody fantasizes about a flaccid dick.

I'd go white trash I'd start with lynyrd skynyrd free bird. for my first white trash ballad.



then id go a little harder with metallica unforgiven and use the pole on this danc





and then id close it off with one in a million by guns n roses. id def put a bed sheet down on the stage and do a weird floor dance while fingerin myself and staring into the eyes of the guys in perverts row in order to try to get them hot for when i come around asking for dances





edit: I just realized i was supposed to be a male stripper. this only works if i was a female.. frohole bigguns would be my name

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Originally posted by EricB. id def put a bed sheet down on the stage and do a weird floor dance while fingerin myself and staring into the eyes of the guys in perverts row in order to try to get them hot for when i come around asking for dances

LOL

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Originally posted by EricB. edit: I just realized i was supposed to be a male stripper.

AHAHAHA, omg I think I just peed a little.

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