Eh I once had a girl tug me off with that His+Her lube stuff. Really unsexy. The stuff tingles so much I was actually laughing...it felt good, but in a funny way (which is not sexy).

Take note, female comedians.

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all the homies they know what I mean Baby let me show u how I lean side to side,elbows up side to side ...

I like to fuck myself

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Originally posted by chlola I've just had this newfound interest in cock. Pics or STFU.

Cant you pull down your pants?

Negative.
I'm jacking off with Melly.

wtf is this, alt night?

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

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Originally posted by Maige I wish you lived in NYC so we could meet

I'll be there in December. <3

I have about 200 gigs of porn. Does that count?

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Originally posted by Mandingo I like to fuck myself

+1

My 'back' feels G R E A T .

fly swatter

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