Similar to Jane Goodall, I've been observing chimps such as yourself in your natural environment for some time, hence the accuracy that accompanies the data in question.
Either way, as a no consolation prize, I have a size XXL (so you can fit the neck over that inflated head of yours) t-shirt for you that reads, "CDJs do it with 5 inches"
Registered: Sep 2010
Location: Will the real Pierino please stand up.
you are a "dj professor" that plays in sports bars in front of 5 people...i promise i'll call you if ever i know anyone throwing a bar mitvah or a kids birthday party.
Sep-27-2010 13:09
PivotTechno
senseless
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: Citizen, World
And I'll be sure to give you a ring if anyone needs a stunted excuse for a human being; one with a sense of humour that makes Jeff Foxworthy look like Bill Hicks.
Registered: Sep 2010
Location: Will the real Pierino please stand up.
"those who can't do, teach."
Sep-27-2010 13:17
PivotTechno
senseless
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: Citizen, World
And those with insufficient real-life social interaction, troll message boards in a sad attempt to connect with other human beings, most of whom are smart enough to spot a played out, one-trick pony when they see one.
But you just keep on bragging about your astounding ability to anger others on teh internets. You truly are da man!