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Originally posted by Sushipunk Do you often chat with PKC about masturbation?

no more than you, which he tells me is daily

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Originally posted by Ian no more than you, which he tells me is daily

I think he might have been fibbing to you, Ian. Probably just trying to direct the convo to his favourite topic. Can't believe you fell for it!

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Churn Fest

Fuck you and your mink oil!

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Churn Fest

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Originally posted by Sushipunk I used to know a guy that would sometimes jerk off with a condom on. He called it 'having a posh wank'.

They call it that here in Scotland, well at least me and my mates do. Saves you having to clean up.

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Originally posted by flymo-meek They call it that here in Scotland, well at least me and my mates do. Saves you having to clean up.

Then you go to a bar, your hands reeking of latex. There she is, right there. The woman of your dreams, the slit to your soul. You brush your hand gently across her cheek and stare into her eyes with a passion only perhaps matched by wild horses making galloping love on the rugged terrain of the Rocky Mountains.

She stares back, her lips quiver slightly as she retorts, "Why does your hand smell like you've been jacking off guys in condoms behind Krispy Kreme.".

All of a sudden it was no longer posh.

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I am so happy i will be able trance very much agoon. I like trance with all you friends. We go to big clob and do the big line off each other pinis, then jono take me friend in big balloon 3 way fist pump but only in da but. If you not defecate when drop because me grandma carpet not make new but lots money like armin.

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Why you trance friends not like post? Make friends intention for fist pump but only in the but. We paint horse nice colurs put then pointy partee hat to make look like can fly. If take hose in spray towords light make rainbow too! Not like real, but if do pills i buy from bidor it look better and get lots of bifwurst in pants. I try get lazor, but grandmas no say no pew pew..but no care here..she die of concer hope soon. She eat lots so Tom Colontino make sex sometimes. When happen dance!

What do you do with the condoms once all your DNA is all up in them?

Dispose of the condom but save the plasma and use it as a lube for my next fap session.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Churn Fest

Stench Fur!!!

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Originally posted by Goebbel Goebbel Then you go to a bar, your hands reeking of latex. There she is, right there. The woman of your dreams, the slit to your soul. You brush your hand gently across her cheek and stare into her eyes with a passion only perhaps matched by wild horses making galloping love on the rugged terrain of the Rocky Mountains. She stares back, her lips quiver slightly as she retorts, "Why does your hand smell like you've been jacking off guys in condoms behind Krispy Kreme.". All of a sudden it was no longer posh.

Well you could wash your fucking hands after, dickhead.

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