Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
Re: Title: Dubfire hipster techno vid
quote:
Originally posted by Twilothunder25
Watching now. Why do all the hipster drums have to sound like plastikman spastik? I guess spastik set the hipster blueprint back in the day as the whole thing was made on a roland tr-909 with no other unnecessary elements like bass lines chord progressions and melodies you know... cluttering the way of the ''snare'' but you hipsters have to learn to program more patterns then that. The pacman sounding track that came after that is pretty cool tho. I like it. Woot! where the fuck is the footage? Hmm apparently I need to register to the webiste. Yeah. They... ''lured me'' in with footage of retards in the k-hole dancing to a laptop dj so the can get my email-address and sell it to people that are going to spam me till the day I die. Yeah guys that is really going to work. Fuk them I don't care. Ok the third track is alright, definitely not as shitty as the first but the fourth track is completely fucking shitty. So shitty it makes me want to puch somebody in the face very hard. Ahhh make this shit stop : ahh mix out of this shit already. Guys I cant help it I am going to skip forward. 15 minutes in and it is finally over. People are cheering yay it is over! The next track is booooooring... retarded female pitched vocal sample comes in. And a movie sample. At the 22 minute in we have a long build up that goes on till the 25 minute mark but then... what... what happened? you made me wait 3 minutes for this shit? apparently the producer forgot to finish the second part of the track. Oh well maybe he'll get around to it by the next set You know issue a public statement through beatport telling people here is the second part of your track. ''I am sorry. I forgot to finish it''
Then comes another hipster masterpiece with an lfo modulating the pitch of the oscillator creating the infamous siren effect. Very original. Ok this track is just fucking annoying. The pakman track that comes in at the 30.12 minute mark is pretty cool tho! I like this. Only for a little while then it gets annoying as well. Then comes a track that steals the bassline from giorgio moroders from here to eternity and uses it to build a horrendous track with a long build up vengeance loops and a stupid female narrative about how ''Guidos are trieen to get down to da beat'' Very deep and profound stuff here. The hipsters are cheering on and off everytime she goes like programed little robots. Then comes a track that is pointless. So pointless I am going to skip foward to the next one. There. Oh shit now we are getting in the hardcore hipster stuff territory. Plink plink plink... good god..
At this point I just about had enough of this mix. I will save the rest for next time.
Originally posted by Twilothunder25
Watching now. Why do all the hipster drums have to sound like plastikman spastik? I guess spastik set the hipster blueprint back in the day as the whole thing was made on a roland tr-909 with no other unnecessary elements like bass lines chord progressions and melodies you know... cluttering the way of the ''snare'' but you hipsters have to learn to program more patterns then that. The pacman sounding track that came after that is pretty cool tho. I like it. Woot! where the fuck is the footage? Hmm apparently I need to register to the webiste. Yeah. They... ''lured me'' in with footage of retards in the k-hole dancing to a laptop dj so the can get my email-address and sell it to people that are going to spam me till the day I die. Yeah guys that is really going to work. Fuk them I don't care. Ok the third track is alright, definitely not as shitty as the first but the fourth track is completely fucking shitty. So shitty it makes me want to puch somebody in the face very hard. Ahhh make this shit stop : ahh mix out of this shit already. Guys I cant help it I am going to skip forward. 15 minutes in and it is finally over. People are cheering yay it is over! The next track is booooooring... retarded female pitched vocal sample comes in. And a movie sample. At the 22 minute in we have a long build up that goes on till the 25 minute mark but then... what... what happened? you made me wait 3 minutes for this shit? apparently the producer forgot to finish the second part of the track. Oh well maybe he'll get around to it by the next set You know issue a public statement through beatport telling people here is the second part of your track. ''I am sorry. I forgot to finish it''
Then comes another hipster masterpiece with an lfo modulating the pitch of the oscillator creating the infamous siren effect. Very original. Ok this track is just fucking annoying. The pakman track that comes in at the 30.12 minute mark is pretty cool tho! I like this. Only for a little while then it gets annoying as well. Then comes a track that steals the bassline from giorgio moroders from here to eternity and uses it to build a horrendous track with a long build up vengeance loops and a stupid female narrative about how ''Guidos are trieen to get down to da beat'' Very deep and profound stuff here. The hipsters are cheering on and off everytime she goes like programed little robots. Then comes a track that is pointless. So pointless I am going to skip foward to the next one. There. Oh shit now we are getting in the hardcore hipster stuff territory. Plink plink plink... good god..
At this point I just about had enough of this mix. I will save the rest for next time.
Oct-24-2010 18:42
Sand Leaper
Tension hunter
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Oslo, Norway
Re: Title: Dubfire hipster techno vid
quote:
Originally posted by Twilothunder25
Watching now. Why do all the hipster drums have to sound like plastikman spastik? I guess spastik set the hipster blueprint back in the day as the whole thing was made on a roland tr-909 with no other unnecessary elements like bass lines chord progressions and melodies you know... cluttering the way of the ''snare'' but you hipsters have to learn to program more patterns then that. The pacman sounding track that came after that is pretty cool tho. I like it. Woot! where the fuck is the footage? Hmm apparently I need to register to the webiste. Yeah. They... ''lured me'' in with footage of retards in the k-hole dancing to a laptop dj so the can get my email-address and sell it to people that are going to spam me till the day I die. Yeah guys that is really going to work. Fuk them I don't care. Ok the third track is alright, definitely not as shitty as the first but the fourth track is completely fucking shitty. So shitty it makes me want to puch somebody in the face very hard. Ahhh make this shit stop : ahh mix out of this shit already. Guys I cant help it I am going to skip forward. 15 minutes in and it is finally over. People are cheering yay it is over! The next track is booooooring... retarded female pitched vocal sample comes in. And a movie sample. At the 22 minute in we have a long build up that goes on till the 25 minute mark but then... what... what happened? you made me wait 3 minutes for this shit? apparently the producer forgot to finish the second part of the track. Oh well maybe he'll get around to it by the next set You know issue a public statement through beatport telling people here is the second part of your track. ''I am sorry. I forgot to finish it''
Then comes another hipster masterpiece with an lfo modulating the pitch of the oscillator creating the infamous siren effect. Very original. Ok this track is just fucking annoying. The pakman track that comes in at the 30.12 minute mark is pretty cool tho! I like this. Only for a little while then it gets annoying as well. Then comes a track that steals the bassline from giorgio moroders from here to eternity and uses it to build a horrendous track with a long build up vengeance loops and a stupid female narrative about how ''Guidos are trieen to get down to da beat'' Very deep and profound stuff here. The hipsters are cheering on and off everytime she goes like programed little robots. Then comes a track that is pointless. So pointless I am going to skip foward to the next one. There. Oh shit now we are getting in the hardcore hipster stuff territory. Plink plink plink... good god..
At this point I just about had enough of this mix. I will save the rest for next time.
Who cares. What kind of hormone-devoid nerd writes this much text about bad minimal techno without even mentioning the two girls making out on camera about five minutes in?
Originally posted by Sand Leaper
Who cares. What kind of hormone-devoid nerd writes this much text about bad minimal techno without even mentioning the two girls making out on camera about five minutes in?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Title: Dubfire hipster techno vid
quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Like what?
I dunno, something about "attention whoring club sluts" or similar remarks? Or maybe some appreciation for watching two good looking girls making out, despite being female?
A gift for my dubfire fans- this has a bunch of his livesets. If you check out the poster of these he also has a bunch of other good sets from other dj's
Hmm apparently I need to register to the webiste. Yeah. They... ''lured me'' in with footage of retards in the k-hole dancing to a laptop dj so the can get my email-address and sell it to people that are going to spam me till the day I die. Yeah guys that is really going to work. Fuk them I don't care. Ok the third track is alright, definitely not as shitty as the first but the fourth track is completely fucking shitty. So shitty it makes me want to puch somebody in the face very hard. Ahhh make this shit stop 
: ahh mix out of this shit already. Guys I cant help it I am going to skip forward. 15 minutes in and it is finally over. People are cheering yay it is over! The next track is booooooring... retarded female pitched vocal sample comes in. And a movie sample. At the 22 minute in we have a long build up that goes on till the 25 minute mark but then... what... what happened? you made me wait 3 minutes for this shit? 
apparently the producer forgot to finish the second part of the track. Oh well maybe he'll get around to it by the next set 
You know issue a public statement through beatport telling people here is the second part of your track. ''I am sorry. I forgot to finish it'' 
Very deep and profound stuff here. The hipsters are cheering on and off everytime she goes like programed little robots. Then comes a track that is pointless. So pointless I am going to skip foward to the next one. There. Oh shit now we are getting in the hardcore hipster stuff territory. Plink plink plink... good god.. 
