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Originally posted by Renzo To ease your concerns, I have started my own WMC answers/questions column. Here is the first question I have received: Dear Renzo. I booked my flight from Cambodia for the end of March and now the dates may have changed. I have worked many a-nights for this in the African wilderness and sold my fixie bike to make ends meet. What do I do now? Cancel? Thanks, Hipster from Cambodia Dear Hipster from Cambodia, If you're in tight nuthugger jeans at a party, do they call you a Cambodian hipster or just a hipster? This has been bothering me the last five minutes. Besides, no self-respecting hipster ever works nights in the wilderness. Which means you're lying to me, and lying is not a good way to start our relationship now, is it? As far as WMC goes, just sit tight [get it? a hipster joke], hang out in as many uber-trendy parties as possible, and I will keep you updated. And can you send me a vuvuzela? I've been wanting one. One love, Renzo

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you