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Originally posted by igottaknow If you think of it instrument falls under the performing to impress umbrella.

True that.

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Top of the line cutie, and pretty funny too. She had a Comedy Central special that wasn't half bad.

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Originally posted by Lira (her hate for CT's and people that say their dreams are weird and proceed to tell them)

i am not american, ergo i dont need things explained to me. well, except for why stu loves the balls so much. what's up with that?

and she totally stole my dream monologue, and made it less abrasive.

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Originally posted by Everyone's Favourite Hero nothing says 'id rather have a colonoscopy' than someone who starts a conversation with 'i had the weirdest dream last night...'. for some reason they believe their non-sensical ramblings concerning their disturbed subconscious would be of interest to anybody. dreams that youre not a part of are like orgies- if you cant see em on video do you really give a shit? not fucking likely. dreams make no sense even to the dreamer, so why the fuck are you forcing me to listen to a pointless story with no beginning middle or end, no plot or interesting characters beyond your dog that learned to talk? theres a reason john grisham or james patterson dont include sentences like 'and i was in this aeroplane, and for some reason the pope was there and before i knew it id turned into a purple monkey dishwasher'. i had a dream last night about asking leonardo dicaprio whether he'd seen the whole film 'man in the iron mask' and did he get how shit it was. the only reason to tell that story would be to emphasise the re-telling is of no interest to anyone. fuck off.

Oh wait, you're serious.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN i am not american, ergo i dont need things explained to me.

Wait, what do you mean?

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Originally posted by WittyHandle Wait, what do you mean?

a lot of US comedy is telegraphed and explained for those in the dumb seats. so after decades of being inundated with these shows for simpletons, i will sometimes make the above comment as a substitute for "yeah, i got it"

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN a lot of US comedy is telegraphed and explained for those in the dumb seats. so after decades of being inundated with these shows for simpletons, i will sometimes make the above comment as a substitute for "yeah, i got it"

Oh, I thought you were pulling my leg/mocking me because of the Battlestar Gallactica reference in the OP!

I sound so rude now... I'm going to think of a better reply, just a moment...

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN

Oh the irony

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Originally posted by Lira Oh, I thought you were pulling my leg/mocking me because of the Battlestar Gallactica reference in the OP! I sound so rude now... I'm going to think of a better reply, just a moment...

ive been drinking since about 11am. i totally skipped to the COR version

you should watch BSG lira. there's a suitable amount of philosophical bollocks for you.

I've always found Wanda Sykes pretty funny.

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

She's alright.

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