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Originally posted by joeel No it is exactly what it apears to be, there will be a sign posted at the entrance stating that this is a straight mens only club. Also, the bouncer will be asking all the men if they are straight or not and if the answer is no then you don't get in and you also might get some shit by some of the regular staight men who were waiting in line behind you. If you're gay then this kind of club is not for you. As I said, the concept for the club is for straight men to get together and dance. A place for guys don't have to worry about their bitches,. Now if you are gonna come into the club with that kind of attitude, then I can't guarantee your safety. If some guy honors you by asking you to dance and you make some homo remark then thats it, you're gone. As for you personally insulting my club, listen you ******, I usually don't talk to a man until I have danced with him. So I think you better stop talking unless you want to....you know.

This is just too screwy not to be a troll.



Where is Jake Benson?

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You people don't understand, the homos have their own dance clubs so mine is gonna be a straight man's dance club. Capiche!

If some guy honors you by asking you to dance and you make some homo remark then thats it, you're gone.

keyword: "honors"

How exactly would you propose keeping homosexuals out of the club?

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Originally posted by ModernNosferatu keyword: "honours"

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Originally posted by Jackson How exactly would you propose keeping homosexuals out of the club?

There will be a sign posted at the entrance and every man will be questioned about his sexuality by a bouncer before being let in. You can lie at your own risk but once the straight men have found out that you are gay then you might not be able to walk out of there alive. And trust me, there are ways to find out.

The concept of the straight man's dance club has much in common with other heterosexual manly pursuits such as Brazillian Jiu Jitsu or Greco Roman Wrestling in the way that it is only gay if you make eye contact. So therefore there will be a rule against making eye contact while dancing with other straight men. It is a rule that doesn't really even have to be announced since no straight man would want do that anyway. Why would you want to make eye contact with a man who you dance with if you are in the middle of a sexual fantasy about a woman?

Now if your gay man who lied his way into the club then you better smart and not make eye contact while you are dancing unless you want to get your ass kicked by some very angry straight men.

i'm getting jizzy nipples just thinking about it.

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Originally posted by joeel There will be a sign posted at the entrance and every man will be questioned about his sexuality by a bouncer before being let in. You can lie at your own risk but once the straight men have found out that you are gay then you might not be able to walk out of there alive. And trust me, there are ways to find out.

I think everyone should suck each others dick before they are let in, that way if they are a bit too good at it, you know they have the homo. It's simple, but brilliant.

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Originally posted by joeel There will be a sign posted at the entrance and every man will be questioned about his sexuality by a bouncer before being let in. You can lie at your own risk but once the straight men have found out that you are gay then you might not be able to walk out of there alive. And trust me, there are ways to find out.

But what if the bouncer is a closet gay and wants gay men to get in?

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The concept of the straight man's dance club has much in common with other heterosexual manly pursuits such as Brazillian Jiu Jitsu or Greco Roman Wrestling in the way that it is only gay if you make eye contact. So therefore there will be a rule against making eye contact while dancing with other straight men.

So one straight men can grind (straightly) up against another straight man's butt as long as the two never look each other in the eye? Sounds very straight!

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Last edited by ModernNosferatu on Dec-27-2010 at 17:31