As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Schlumberg is such a person:

QUOTE FROM HAROLD

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I've often been asked,'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine. I do it every day and I really enjoy it.

Harold should be an inspiration to us all.

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I didn't read any of the post but shouldn't urine only to be used in stung by something in Hawaii?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I guess Inuit shamen and whatnot used to drink the urine of various herbivores known for their consumptive constitution. Reindeer can process deadly mushrooms that humans often cannot, so when you drink their piss after they've eaten some insane lichen or shrooms, you'll of course get a diluted version of that drug's effects, and thereby begin seeing shit. Yes, seeing shit by drinking piss. It's magic, don't ask questions. But one can only imagine they probably first started doing it since, in the cold of winter, urine steamed much like when we open our mouths, and ancient man thought this was our visual souls eeking out. So like, piss probably seemed like soul nectar... and when it caused you to see your lost relatives and lots of strange colours and other sensations, it's not hard at all to comprehend why one would actively further the religious process of shamanism.

sounds like my NYE

ba dum tss

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Originally posted by floyd741 ba dum pss

fxt

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On fxt

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During fasts, urine enemas are highly recommended.

I believe that would be "ba bum pss."

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles For those who value smooth, flawless skin and a healthy appearance massaging fresh urine daily into the skin in the morning or in the evening is recommended. This is the secret of many a sex symbol and beauty queen.

Actually, baseball players (mainly catchers) have used it for a long time as a means of avoiding the use of batting gloves and to prevent calluses. Jorge Posada and Vlad Guerrero come to mind, as recent examples. Apparently, they sit there and soak their hands in it until it toughens the skin up.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles This is the secret of many a sex symbol and beauty queen.

That's actually botox

(Another equally dumb thing to put on/in ones body)

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Originally posted by Lilith That's actually botox (Another equally dumb thing to put on/in ones body)

Actually I'd think Urine would be pretty benign compared to a nuerotoxin. Seeing that it comes out some pretty sensitive parts of your body and you have a big, umm, bladder of it in you already.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Actually I'd think Urine would be pretty benign compared to a nuerotoxin. Seeing that it comes out some pretty sensitive parts of your body and you have a big, umm, bladder of it in you already.

She said it was equally dumb, not that they had the same toxicity. For a guy who supposedly reads alot you sure manage to put your own little spin on alot.

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