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Originally posted by Vivid Boy oh man my stomache flu was bad stupid me i ate beforei went out. so by the time we got out that food was already liquified by the flu and i was sweating bullets from the fever and holdin in a water bomb in my ass. what a rookie mistake. i usually cancel but last night i didnt for some odd reason

haha... dude I can't believe you made that mistake at your age. have you not learned?

i just wasnt thinking. im too confident in my old age. when i was younger id be nervous and make sure everything was perfect. in my old age i dont even think i just do. so it didnt occur to me i may have diahrea problems while im having beers with a stomach flu.

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big rookie mistake

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Originally posted by Scoops ...taking IT out big rookie mistake

+1

I once went on a date with a guy who actually yelled at my because I accidentally spilled coffee on his jeans

stupid gino

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox I once went on a date with a guy who actually yelled at my because I accidentally spilled coffee on his jeans stupid gino

was it this guy?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i have a feeling if it were you I was one the date with youd probably had been sniffing my seat everytime i left

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Originally posted by Capitalizt So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can... but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time! So then I'm like "fuk this... I'll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out"... so I sit on the can... grasp my penis hard to try and "block" it... and I then tried to let the crap come out....that didn't work so well... As I relaxed my anal sphincters... my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor... I started panicking at this point... so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in... I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor. I then closed everything off again (you can't imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)... wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor....then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head: I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor.... At that point things get even worse...