I dated a guy in HS and had to break up with him because we got stoned one night and I realized he looked just like, and laughed just like Beavis. Plus he came without me even giving him a full handy. All over his parents' couch like some noob. No thanks.
Feb-03-2011 04:12
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
I dated a guy in HS and had to break up with him because we got stoned one night and I realized he looked just like, and laughed just like Beavis. Plus he came without me even giving him a full handy. All over his parents' couch like some noob. No thanks.
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Feb-03-2011 04:14
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
I tried to creep him on FB and steal a pic, but he doesn't have any good/revealing ones. :/
Feb-03-2011 04:18
OkiDokie
A C M 1 P T
Registered: Sep 2009
Location: Here and There
This + a spliff....
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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement.
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Originally posted by shapes
No really there was blood, coming from my asshole.
Feb-03-2011 06:44
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
I tried to creep him on FB and steal a pic, but he doesn't have any good/revealing ones. :/
Revealing, as in "revealing his pathetically useless penis?"
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Feb-03-2011 06:54
LAdazeNYnights
Crossing Swords
Registered: Nov 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA
great news.........reallly loved do america too
Feb-03-2011 06:59
bananas
baby i got your money
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
Fuckyeah! First episode was awesome
Oct-28-2011 10:17
phyrrus
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Rio de Janeiro, RJ
I'm there, dude.
Oct-28-2011 10:57
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Thought it was fucking hilarious.
Oct-28-2011 11:07
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Wait, what qualifies as a full handy? Did you start with 2 fingers and work up? Did he Forrest Gump all over?
I'm going to need some deets.
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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Oct-28-2011 16:12
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
As in, actually stroking up and down the shaft more than a few times. I think I may have just only got a grip on the thing when he expelled all over himself and the couch. What a fag.
