Dear Mr. and Mrs. Stu kwyjibo,

Will you let me hit your fox? Ever since I have laid ovaries on Renzo, I have raped madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the pie of my anuses and that someday we will maul happily ever after. I have a octopus as a/an Rent Boy that pays $8 each month. I promise to suck Renzo with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
sphinxter Bas

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Ygrene lolwut,

Will you let me spank your Deadmau5? Ever since I have laid tits on Ania, I have toasted madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Eurodance of my badgers and that someday we will squeeze happily ever after. I have a house as a bird photographer that pays $7 each month. I promise to slap Ania with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Renzo Sushipunk


Came out perfectly!

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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Jewy McJewerstein Gold,

Will you let me gather your money? Ever since I have laid noses on Jewlinda, I have jewed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the hummus of my gold teeth and that someday we will settle down happily ever after. I have a job as a/an investment banker that pays $42 each month. I promise to finance Jewlinda with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
L'chaim Zyklonius B Erradicus

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Dear Mr. and Mrs. William skeet,

Will you let me extract your dick-cheese? Ever since I have laid an eye-socket on Rose, I have climaxed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the poop-corn of my g-spot and that someday we will traumatize happily ever after. I have a needle as a/an skeetologist that pays $2 each month. I promise to come on Rose with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
addict Antonio Carlos Albertos Futeramos

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Originally posted by dj_alfi Dear Mr. and Mrs. Jewy McJewerstein Gold, Will you let me gather your money? Ever since I have laid noses on Jewlinda, I have jewed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the hummus of my gold teeth and that someday we will settle down happily ever after. I have a job as a/an investment banker that pays $42 each month. I promise to finance Jewlinda with kindness and respect. Sincerely, L'chaim Zyklonius B Erradicus

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Haljilji dongle,

Will you let me seam your raspberry? Ever since I have laid collar bones on Melissa, I have affixed madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the polish sausage of my DVD Players and that someday we will dispense happily ever after. I have a doctor as a/an Bhikkhuni that pays $1 each month. I promise to deduce Melissa with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
ponder Ali

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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Tyrone shoes,

Will you let me explore your middle finger? Ever since I have laid toes on [Word Not Submitted], I have penetrated madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the pump of my sprays and that someday we will door knob happily ever after. I have a doctor as a/an proctologist that pays $6969 each month. I promise to tugged with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
rubber duckie

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Buttsnuffer Bigup,

Will you let me Chortle your Vice Grip? Ever since I have laid Elbow on Agnes, I have Yawned madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Fence of my Highways and that someday we will Poke happily ever after. I have a Lampshade as a/an Peep Show Jizzmopper that pays $68 each month. I promise to Finger Agnes with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Shaboobie Anoose

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