Nah if my dog ate my socks it would of been sitting roasting on the BBQ about 6 or 7 hours ago.

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no....yer mother would roast you for trying that.

Nah she wouldn't, it would bring out the Celtic savagery in her, she'd probably cut the dogs head off and stick it on some pole, and put in the front garden.

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Originally posted by DJRavemonkey Hahahaha this is too tru. Im gonna find out where all the socks go. Bloody things always disappearing must be some kind of conspiricy, and im gonna get to the bottom of it

I think they hide out with all of the lids from biro pens.

And my cigarette lighters which also seem to vanish.

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If u live with other ppl that smoke they will have the lighters trust me. My dad right is the thief of lighters and cigs u can leave your lighter on a table, chat to him, and right in front of you he will light up a cigarette keep on talking to you, and just put the thing in his pocket, its so sneaky its untrue.

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its the washing machine! it eats them all as a penalty for stickin sumthin so damn smelly in its belly..

as for lighters.. thats just natural, we always do it. hehe

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its the washing machine! it eats them all as a penalty for stickin sumthin so damn smelly in its belly..

LMAO, thats the best theory so far, Neo said something about it too, mind you, the washing machine would want to punish me big time, as my socks are like something from the aftermath of Chenobyle. Theres bits of Danish blue and Stitlon gorwing inbetween my toes I know that, so if we all were all surivours of a plane crash or something in some desolate and deserted part of the world, everyone can ask me nicely and I will cut them off a slice of cheese hahaha.

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Theres bits of Danish blue and Stitlon gorwing inbetween my toes I know that, so if we all were all surivours of a plane crash or something in some desolate and deserted part of the world, everyone can ask me nicely and I will cut them off a slice of cheese hahaha.

cheers calla

*little_dave wanders off to spew

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This was a place of fun and madness that is sadly long gone now

All the best to all the UKTAs

08/01/16

Big Dave/little Dave

i lost all mine, well i know where they are, behind the tank in the airing cupboard, i also lost a few hangers tryin 2 fish em out

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