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Slylee in fact busies herself these days organizing the first women's jetski leage of The Brotherhood of Mensa. She is content, and finds comfort in knowing that her exceptional analytical acumen is not wasted among her true peers.
Stren and lucid cultivated an enduring long-distance relationship over the course of the past few years. They eventually moved on from TA to found the thriving community of New Polska, where they maintain a lucrative salvage and scrap operation that repurposes German armaments for use in the Libyan uprising. they are expecting their third child this December. Yes, Polish babies have a 12-month gestation period.
RJT and his persistent emulation of Hunter Thompson fell deep into the Wisconsin drug scene, his earnest social nature being his Achilles heel when he was once dared to drink 9 Four Lokos in concession of one another. What proceeded was a meandering, babbling, pop-culture-laden jaunt into the Wisco Wastes, where he was never seen or heard from again.
Psy-T, ever eager to seek new experiences and sensations, met a Palestinian tranny via Zoosk, who was subsequently a certified plastic surgeon. Through her (his?) expertise and the use of a refurbished Auto-Doc, they were able to install 2 additional anuses in Psy-T, making him the world's first tri-rectum. The procedure was an overwhelming success amongst the wastes, attracting ones of tens of kindred hedonists, whereupon Psy-T founded The Penetrative Spear of the All-Feeling Third Eye. They enjoy not only redundant orificies, but also tax-exemption.
As for the Vault Dweller, their journey did not end with the prevention of TA 2.0. Ostracized from their online community, they wandered deep into the wastes and eventually came upon the nation of Forth Chan, a bustling, radioactive hub of horrendous jpegs and unthinkable schadenfreude. With the assistance of the vault dweller, they will barrage the wastes with an unprecedented assult of optical atrocities and usher in a new age of amorality. Because war... war never changes.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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