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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

why don't you give us some insight then

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

besides takin turns bump'in fat lines what else?

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

Most girls make it pretty damn obvious.

They walk in to a party, scope out the dudes, then go to the bathroom. When they emerge, they all work together to get their fat friend laid. Or if (hopefully) they don't have an ugly friend in the group, they each go to their targets, but chances are only one is actually interested, the rest are just distracting his friends.

I had a girl pull some hilariously amateur BS on me once. She came up to me, talked to me for like 30 seconds, then said "let's dance!" and pulled me on to the dance floor. Not 2 minutes later, she goes "Actually, I have a boyfriend, but my [ugly] friend over here is celebrating her birthday, so you should dance with her!". Um, no thanks.

I never go to bars/clubs to pick up women. It's not like I'm trying to get laid and am too picky or something. I'm just trying to have a good time and you damn ladies have to go and get my hopes up. That's why I like EDM clubs. People go for the party, not the pussy.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk At least last time you Brits got pissed off, we got punk music out of it. This time, it'll probably just end up being embers breaks

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Originally posted by Quazar

All I heard is, "nerd, nerd nerd nerd nerd. nerd."

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Its because chicks hate sex

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thats her friend saving her from you

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I don't know why girls do that. If I see one of my friends talking to an ugly chick at a club/bar, I usually round up the rest of my friends to point and laugh, not try and save him

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL you guys just don't understand what goes on in a girls bathroom.

Last Thursday, at this big party in this big public building I accidently went to the ladies room (I was shitfaced). It was empty when I got in, but I heard only hi-heels against the floor while in there so my mind slowly figured out something was off and I was in the wrong place (I was shitfaced). I cleverly devised an ingenious plan to bolt out from the toilet leaving everyone none the wiser (I was shitfaced). I get ready and slam open the door only see myself to stand still staring at 6 (slightly terrified) girls. Then I just bring on the smile and "oops I guess someone doesn't belong here", go up and squeeze myself between two of them so I can wash my hands. I make some charming jokes (did I mention I was shitfaced?) and I get everyone laughing. We walk out together and walk and talk some distance before I bid them adieu and take the escalator to the dance floor.

Anyway the point I'm trying to make is that I was very disappointed with the ladies room. It looked exactly the same as the mens room, sans the urinal. No pink furry walls. No couches. Not even cute decorations.

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Man, you got to figure out the theory of equilibrium, also known as fit girl bating.

The point is, when you see the fit one, you KNOW there's a ugly wing-girl somewhere in the bar as they only travel in pairs. Find her, then hit on the ugly one but make sure the fit one sees it.

Here's where you have to be careful - don't hit so hard that the ugly one is ready to drag you off to the ladies for fat-thumping, do it so she' getting all giggly and wait for the prime moment when the fit one starts getting jealous, and then make your move.

Bear in mind it should only take a couple of minutes max, and if you realize it's not happening pull the ejector and get out of there. Also, Do NOT attempt when seriously drunk as you can't tell which one is which.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid All I heard is, "nerd, nerd nerd nerd nerd. nerd."

HEY!

Hey.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk At least last time you Brits got pissed off, we got punk music out of it. This time, it'll probably just end up being embers breaks

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Originally posted by Quazar HEY! Hey.

Next time some girl asks you randomly to dance tell her she has to blow you first.

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