Originally posted by OrangestO
This isn't about physics, this is about waves.
Apr-14-2011 17:57
LAdazeNYnights
Crossing Swords
Registered: Nov 2009
Location: Los Angeles, CA
quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018
i can't stop laughign at this
Apr-14-2011 18:03
EddieZilker
This is the dance.
Registered: Jan 2009
Location: Marijuana Sex Camp
No. Your restraint will yield an unforeseen but significant sexual tension which will impel you to run a push-pull scheme, flirting with your waitress (who should be more attractive - if that's possible), that will then provoke her to compete for your attention. This should only be done if she's acting put off for some reason. If she's gushing all over you, just ignore her.
Make sure to go on and on about how you absolutely hate mind-games, too.
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Can this be my goal??!
Hold it in and when you do it when you least expect it you see the heavens and you smile.
Apr-14-2011 19:15
Happymess
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2011
Location: Undecided
I don't see why not, especially seeing as it's most likely the only action you'll be getting tonight.
Apr-14-2011 19:47
Zyklon_Jay
wehrmacht bitches be at!
Registered: Oct 2010
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
if you can't get it in, ask her to help you. the "oops i "accidentally" stuck it in your ass move" tends to be something you can do only once at the restaurant.
Apr-14-2011 19:59
ziptnf
Programming your future
Registered: Jun 2008
Location: Louisville, KY
quote:
Originally posted by Happymess
I don't see why not, especially seeing as it's most likely the only action you'll be getting tonight.