Just another fake gimp trying to seem cultured and interesting/presumptuously elite, Somehow..You think that having an english accent will make your sex life better, and make you more popular right? It's that interesting touch up you think your personality needs isn't it?

Wrong.

That's all james bond hollywood stuff. By the way, james bond always has a bad ass car, Is in good shape, and is clever. Perhaps you should consider these factors with your apparantly non existent native intellect. Being fit would get you further than trying to sound english so you can fit in, or get laid, oh..but thats right, cheetos are so good mmmphhhh yeaah. Your trying to give "the crowd" what you think they want . Save the whole elite british james bond for the movies. If it wasn't a classic, the whole series would be an epic failure as most of the new films are shite. An authentic gentleman, doesn't give two fucks, Except of course, about making money, and having a stick which he uses to bitch slap eskimos in the jaw.

Let me tell you the story of why James Bond aka 007 is british, out of any other select "cool accent" they could of picked, and not just for the whole "ideal male image thing"......... Well, back in the rennaisance there was a british agent named john dee. James bond is a tribute to the story of John Dee, who would sign his name as 007 in an encrypted form. He worked for the royals as an agent of the occult and established the agency m16 which is the founder of america's Cia to this day. He was part of orders of the rennaisance aka the invisible colleges of britain of which cornelius agrippa, Fracis Bacon, Shakespeare, Newton, and Divinci were a part of, which are partly responsible for the "sudden technological boom", the establishment of the hudson's bay company, the easy india company, and the whole pirate schemes during the 15th-17th century and essentially the creation of america. The knowledge that John Dee contributed in this age, Is the hidden key to the entire history of the modern world, of course you'll never know what it is because prior to this was another 500 years of pre-discovery . This "british elite order" IS pretty much the legend of world intelligence, of which the british royals, and so on, are active in, which is why they, and the vatican, run the world. To this day, everytime we hear a british accent, we assume all british people are smart, when in reality it was only a few heads. Back when supposedly everyone was a genius. Actually, "it wasn't a few heads" those key historical figures are charlatans taking credit for the hard work of their intellectual slaves. History is a lie. and trying to sound british is just plain.. Gay.

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Before you can sound british, You need to get into the mind of a brit, A classic Brit, A thinking brit. That's Bertrand Russel.



He preserves the modern attitudes and traditional common sense that the british have long lost. He was a true rationalist, and highly skeptical, of STUPID PEOPLE.

Quotes from some of his writings.

"“If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way.”

"“The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible"

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Originally posted by DJEar-ection Before you can sound british, You need to get into the mind of a brit, A classic Brit.

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Originally posted by swisstoni_uk It's worth coming back on here for something like this FWIW, you don't want to sound like a Londoner, nor a Cockney (they're different accents, ask Dick van Dyke!). You most definitely don't want to sound like me neither

Should go for a hardcore Glaswegian accent instead.

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Here's a tutorial

You certainly do not want to sound like me either... Irish, now theres an accent