I'm not sure, the lights were off. But they were good.

Did your mate's vagina also function as a can opener?

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

Did you think piercings were for looks?

I always thought they were a scalp massager.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I once had sex with a girl on this fat girl's bed while she was at work. An unopened can of baked beans rolled out from beneath her pillow. I tell no lie.

please tell me this really happened.

Trout's honour.

We were watching Evil Dead 2 when things began to kind of fog over, pretty soon we were reaching around for a condom somewhere (it was her friend's bed, she knew she had some, somewhere) and I lift a pillow up. Beenz.

Sometimes you get hungry at night. Nothing more convenient and satiating than a can of cold beans.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Trout's honour. We were watching Evil Dead 2 when things began to kind of fog over, pretty soon we were reaching around for a condom somewhere (it was her friend's bed, she knew she had some, somewhere) and I lift a pillow up. Beenz.

Did the fat chick find out that you discovered her secret stash? And if so, how did she explain herself?

It probably wasn't her secret stash.

But our sexcapades were secretive for so long because we worked together. Ah man, this thread is gay.

Is that so he could get away with working at Taco Bell without a net?

also, was that Frenchie ?

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