What do you say to a hardcore feminist with no arms and no legs?

Nice tits.

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I think this thread deserves a better quality of jokes.

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Originally posted by BTG I think this thread deserves a better quality of jokes.

you started the trend!

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Originally posted by BTG I think this thread deserves a better quality of jokes.

i've been enjoying them so far. we need more volume. fuck quantity.

what's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a corvette?
i don't have a corvette in my garage




(somehow i always found these to be fuckin hilarious)

What do you get when you pass a cat over a circular saw?

An erection.

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Originally posted by psymon.d (more effective with hand gestures) what kind of file makes something this big ('o') into something this big ('O')? a pedophile

this is so good lol

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Nothing to see here

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Originally posted by jupiterone i'll make my own up to counter that what's black and has rights? you know who i'm talking about. i lied about the rights.

I'd start up with the black jokes but I'd almost certainly get banned.

But to continue on...

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Originally posted by Alex I'd start up with the black jokes but I'd almost certainly get banned. But to continue on... Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

true. if women had rights abortion wouldn't be such an issue

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his crotch.

Bartender says "man, that's looks uncomfortable"

Pirate says "arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."

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i f'ed your girlfriend last night

i fucked your mother decades ago. then you happened. thankfully i fled the situation before i could see the spawn