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It's your birthday today,
What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,
That ___ years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.
And nine months before that magical day,
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date,
And they were having a good time,
They were dancing and drinking wine.
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday,
And when they got home they were horny as hell,
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
And he tore her panties off,
And his weewee was hard as a rock.
And then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head,
So they formed a sixty-nine,
And your mom came at least three times.
And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,
That he forgot to put a condom on,
And when he realized his mistake,
He had ejaculated and it was already too late.
Last edited by srussell0018 on Jul-14-2011 at 22:26
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